After all these years Subway is just now calling it "Subtember"? Let me save them some ad firm dollars: "Subsgiving" and "Submas". (3 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Sep
4

CSP EP. 62 – A Good Title Is Important with Lance Manion

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In this episode Rocky welcomes author, funny man and all around good guy Lance Manion once again! We talk about world peace, burning down the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame and his new book “The Song Between Her Legs”. A good time was had by all…and it can be yours now for the low, […]

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Sep
19

Casper

I’m not exactly sure what makes an albino an albino, I always thought it was pink eyes but I think I got that from an old action movie that had an albino bad guy, but whatever it is I’m pretty sure we had one on our hands in college. It was sophomore year and I […]

Sep
18

cowboy (explained)

The cowboy lay dying, three bullet holes in his lung.   That’s how the story started. I had 100 words to tell a story and I can’t imagine a better start than a sentence like that. On some level I wished that the site I was submitting to had asked for only 10 words. I […]

Sep
17

hump daze

Before you start reading this it is important that you understand that I know nothing about the evolution of horses or camels. I mean, I literally know zilch about which came first or if they are even part of the same family. In my head I imagine one of those charts that look like a […]

Sep
16

Manion memes

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Looking for all your favorite Manion quotes? You can stop looking and click here. Download and share them with your friends.

Sep
16

reality check please

If swearing to yourself was something people did, then Steve would swear to himself that he didn’t even know hemorrhoids could burst. For the three days after the hemorrhoid had popped out of his ass and sat there like a purple raisin clinging to his anus he had tried his best to ignore it. Ignore […]

The Song Between Her Legs

The Song Between Her Legs

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The Trembling Fist

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The Ball Washer

The Ball Washer

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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
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