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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Aug
8

a story about my recent vacation… in Section 8 magazine

section8

The shit I do to for my readers. Read all about it here: http://www.section8magazine.com/st-thomas/

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Aug
28

Tom-ish

I’m glad I don’t look how I feel. Don’t get me wrong, I love the way Tom Waits appears all disheveled but I feel like I’m that and more. It’s not that I think it’s a fine line between disheveled and ruined, in fact I think the line is measured in miles, but I’m afraid […]

Aug
27

Idol feet are the devil’s plaything

idol

Dale shifted uncomfortable on his stool. To his left sat his gorgeous girlfriend Lanna. On his right was a stunning blonde, almost coincidentally named Layna, who he had just met and would be going home with them both later in the evening. He leaned over and a casual wave of his hand brought another round […]

Aug
26

listen up

I’m not sure what jolted me awake in the depths of night but there I sat. It was quiet. Amazingly quiet. There were none of the lawn mowers or chirping birds that usually hurl their unwanted sound waves into my ears. Not even a stray car engine. Or even the wind. Nothing. It was perfectly […]

Aug
25

figures

People are always talking about how this slacker generation doesn’t have the imagination of previous generations. Looking back I have to agree, although I can’t say for certain whether that’s a good or bad thing. I think they’re just different and I didn’t really feel that way until I took a good look back at […]

Aug
24

tragedy plus time

Two wannabe-comedians were sitting at the bar at The Comedy Store, hoping to get a few minutes on stage and drinking. Not enough to get sloppy, just enough to want to be truthful. “Fat girls don’t jog. They plod,” the tall one offered. The short one didn’t laugh but gave a far-away smile. “Funny. But […]

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