Why is it that the worse a person breath the more likely they are to want to tell you a secret? (1 day ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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May
23

cover for the new book

Very enthusiastic about the cover for the new book. The artwork is from James Flaxman. Check out his other amazing stuff here.

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May
23

the sterile variety

Daniel’s life was not one that included any threat of being followed. Both his career and personal life allowed him to feel that not only was he not being watched but there wasn’t another person on the planet who was paying any attention to him whatsoever. At no point in time had he ever had […]

May
20

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (conclusion)

Present Nap leapt into action and almost ran into the other two Naps leaping into action. James Cameron did not leap into action. He leapt under his desk. He, of course, might argue that in some sense that should be considered leaping into action as it incorporates both leaping and action but given he had […]

May
19

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 10)

“I’ve pretty much brought James up to speed on the situation” said the newest Nap. “And I’m afraid I have no idea what you want from me” said James. “Yeah, he seems pretty useless. Plus I have some more bad news” announced the newer Future Nap. The three figures in the doorway had not moved […]

May
18

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 9)

As the helicopter made the short trip to D.C. its three passengers attempted to put their situation in some sort of context they could grasp. And failed. Present Day Nap took a positive approach. “So you’re saying that this Kris guy impregnated Madonna then died trying to protect her against the cyborg. Madonna then raised […]

May
17

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 8)

“Is the last thing I’m ever going to hear really going to be a quote from Conan the Barbarian?” shrieked Madonna as the cyborg was well past the half way point and closing fast. “So you got the reference? Nice!” “I can’t believe that the robots are going to win. I wanted our son to […]

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