And in other news ... hundreds march at McDonald's headquarters to demonstrate their breathtaking ignorance of basic economic principles. (4 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Feb
22

“99 Problems” as it appears in Section 8 Magazine

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Please check out my story “99 problems but morality ain’t one” on the Section 8 Magazine site. A very cool zine with a great attitude towards publishing. If only every zine took “support the scene” approach like these guys do! Check it out here.

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May
26

double down the hatch

I guess if I had to give a kid advice about steroids it would be this: do a lot of them. Have you seen the size of the other kids trying out for football? Holy shit, there are 16 year olds pushing 300 lbs. You really think you’ll make the team, let alone excel, without […]

May
25

mall ghosts

So I met him at the mall. At the food court. You always feel weird when someone comes up and asks if you mind if they sit at your table when there are other tables with no one sitting there. A quick look at his tray revealed bourbon chicken, rice and corn with a bottled […]

May
24

I Dream of Jean

(first appeared at fictitiousmagazine.blogspot.com 1/21/2013)   I would start this off by telling you her name but it’s right there in the title so I guess I’ll start it off by trying to decide what information about her is pertinent and what details are superfluous. Or perhaps I’ll just dive in and let you figure […]

May
23

Mr. Nosy

I never read newspapers. If I want to hear what’s going on in the world, which I never do, I’ll watch TV or turn on my computer. That being said, I was reading a newspaper when the trouble began. I say “trouble” in order to make this seem a bit more exciting than it really […]

May
22

motorcycle gangs have got to go … but they won’t

The question I’d like to put to you today is this; what kind of a civilization allows gangs of known criminals to roar around on motorcycles? It makes you wonder. How does a decent society allow it? How did it get so bad that these scumbags feel they can publicly wear vests announcing to the […]

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