Why did I star in a porn called "Black Size Matters"? Because I believe you can be a perv and socially conscious. (11 hours ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Dec
5

The Best of Halfway Down the Stairs, 2010-2015

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The Best of Halfway Down the Stairs, 2010-2015, selected my story hair today, gone tomorrow to appear. Very flattering and very much appreciated. I hope you enjoy revisiting all these wonderful pieces of work here.

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Feb
12

The Verrazano

Verrazano

I can’t say exactly how long it will take you to read this first sentence but what I can know for certain is that however long it takes you will be that much closer to death. That was exactly the kind of thought that was dogging Neil Nathan Pre (pronounced /prā/). His mortality shadowed him […]

Feb
11

the city is coming

Every night, I walk around my neighborhood. Single-family homes as far as the eye can see. Every lawn manicured, every house nicely painted. If a stray candy bar wrapper happens to hit the ground, it will quickly be scooped up and disposed of. There is one house in particular I make sure to walk past […]

Feb
10

the myth of female orgasm

It’s quite simple. Nature does not allow things that serve no purpose. Every claw, every tooth and every ejaculation has some bigger role in the survival of a species. It’s with this firmly in mind that I offer the following: the female orgasm doesn’t exist. It’s a myth propagated by women to exert control over […]

Feb
9

Lazy Eye Larry

Larry Hugo was introduced to the term in the 4th grade. He was having his school picture taken when the photographer took a step back from his camera and casually said to him “Do you know you have a lazy eye?” Why someone would say that to a 9 year old boy he couldn’t figure […]

Feb
8

Dive Master General

Just to be clear on the topic, I am a very popular guy. A day does not go by that my mailbox isn’t clogged with invites to various social functions. Starting about 3 in the afternoon on Thursdays my phone begins ringing and does not stop until the wee wee hours on Sunday morning… each […]

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