I don't know how to define pornography but I know it when I see it every day. (2 hours ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Oct
1

‘The Songs Between Her Legs,’ a hilarious and quirky collection of short stories

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A really nice review from Maria Gil at Florida International University. Whenever people want to wrote off the next generation as a bunch of slackers I’d like to bring their attention to Miss Gil. A hero! A champion of good taste. Read her insightful and moving review here.

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Oct
30

the anniversary present

This will show you exactly how messed up their marriage was. Neither of them could remember who originally came up with the idea of how to celebrate their 30th anniversary. Maybe it was just a natural progression, as long as you are comfortable using the term natural to describe something so messed up. The writing […]

Oct
29

the Agony of the Leaves

The leaves and buds of the Camellia Sinensis were plucked by small teams of sweaty men working 5,000 feet above sea level on a tea plantation in Sri Lanka. Once picked the tea leaves were spread on a rack quickly to reduce their moisture content. The tea leaves were then rolled in order to break […]

Oct
28

a slap in the face

Sometimes people can be so thoughtless. I was sitting recently with some of my friends when one of them mentions that it’s been proven that if your hand is bigger than your face then you have an increased risk for certain types of cancer. I am a very health-conscious guy so I found this information […]

Oct
27

the problem with bumping uglies with ugly uglies

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As much as I applaud attractive people having sex with unattractive people I feel it’s only fair to warn them that if they engage in this unnatural behavior, pregnancy will result. Every time. You see, what they don’t know is that ugly sperm is among the most powerful stuff in the universe when faced with […]

Oct
26

Guy and Doll

I remember it as if it were yesterday. The back story is a bit cliché so I will barrel through it with all haste. A high school production of Guys and Dolls. Having the role of “Man With Newspaper.” The curtain opening on me as I stand there in the middle of a busy street […]

The Song Between Her Legs

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The Trembling Fist

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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Publication date: May 2012
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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Publication date: May 2012
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