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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Nov
19

Section 8 Magazine: ISSUE #34 the Woozie

Cover art and interview with Woozie , Street art by Hoxxoh ( Douglas Hoekzema) Comics by Emiliano Zingale and New Surreal Comics , Art from Ziv Lahat , Rachel Derum , Brigid Smith , Yuki Yasuda , Maro Kentros, Eun and photography by Eden Lauren , page 8 girl Jessie Broach Fiction by Lance Manion , […]

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Jan
18

tuna helper

If there is one resource on the planet that we are not utilizing to the fullest extent is has to be dolphins. While not completely untapped you certainly can’t argue with the stark reality that they are completely undertapped. Mostly because of the fact that you are reading this and can’t argue anything. (One of […]

Jan
17

Can Holding In A Fart Kill You?

Every year around this time you can expect a blog about one of the shitty Xmas gifts I got. There’s no use asking me to be stoic and keep it to myself, if I get a shitty present you’re going to suffer as well so you might as well get used to it. This year’s […]

Jan
15

five

(The scene: August of 2004 in a boardroom somewhere in Cincinnati) Fred Wilson shifted uncomfortably in his chair. That innocent-looking vine he had so cavalierly pulled out of his zucchini patch recently had indeed turned out to be the poison ivy his wife had warned him about seeing lurking in his vegetable garden and now […]

Jan
14

mall ghosts

So I met him at the mall. At the food court. You always feel weird when someone comes up and asks if you mind if they sit at your table when there are other tables with no one sitting there. A quick look at his tray revealed bourbon chicken, rice and corn with a bottled […]

Jan
7

Sophie

He knew that you could tell a lot by the girl’s name. He knew it going in. Sophies were engineered to break your heart. He sat alone on the park bench as the snow fell. Large lazy flakes falling straight down, the kind of snow that swallowed up every noise it touched, as the moisture […]

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