“I have to be leaving … but I won’t let that come between us, okay?” http://t.co/194NkOATRs (20 hours ago)
“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”
P. G. Wodehouse
Mar
9
If you’re unfamiliar with the quote “I have to be leaving … but I won’t let that come between us, okay?” you probably won’t appreciate this one. Of course, if you are familiar with the quote there are still no guarantees. Read it here.
Mar
10
I think most relationships are bullshit. They all go through the same cycle, I would say life cycle but it happens over and over in most of our lives so unless you like the idea of living with an undead heart and a zombie brain then I’ll just leave it at cycle. By that I […]
Mar
9
Last year I had the brilliant idea of starting a new holiday: National Have Sex With An Ugly Person Day. It was met with offense by the ugly community and bewilderment by the beautiful crowd. That’s how I knew I was on to something. I was reminded of that fact during a recent visit to a […]
Mar
9
(first appeared at Hirschworth.com 9/8/2013) He had seen them come and he’d seen them go. Young ladies, full of promise but never having the gumption to see it through to the end. Then along came Cindy. Before he met her she would walk through suburban neighborhoods carrying her Little Mermaid pillow looking for a […]
Mar
8
It was the most sensible senseless act he’ done in a long time. A heartless action done with all the reckless precision of a hug. He knew the moment he walked into the room that the poor bastard Harold knew nothing but he also knew that he would never be allowed to leave. So he […]
Mar
7
It was obvious to everyone concerned that they were getting nowhere with the prisoner. In fact, if you were to ask some of them off the record to even call him a prisoner was a gross mischaracterization. They would have told you he was a victim of fate or even a cruel joke. But that […]
