Whenever I'm drinking something as I pee I somehow expect my urine stream to get stronger. (2 weeks ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Jul
14

“Shadows, Dust, Cats & Accordion Necks” included in The Writing Garden – Issue Four

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I hope you’ll take a moment from your busy lives and treat yourself to another brilliant Manion moment. You can drink it in here: The Writing Garden I really can’t imagine you have anything better to do. I say that with no disrespect to your empty life, more out of a sense of unfounded arrogance.

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Jul
30

Ed

Ed’s been thinking it over. If it sometimes takes a village doesn’t it make sense that sometimes the village should get paid back? He thinks this over every time there’s a professional sport league having a draft. He knows that mixed in with the dozens of stories of triumph and hardship there will be a […]

Jul
29

House the house

When I tell people that I have a dull house they assume I am talking about the grey paint color on its exterior. They are wrong, but understandably so. You see, apparently I’m a “house whisperer” and I’ll be the first to admit that it is a gift you really don’t want to go around […]

Jul
28

a slave to logic

A topic I’m getting a little sick of lately is reparations. The idea that we can give money to the ancestors of slaves to somehow make up for that period of time in our history where working conditions might not have been exactly ideal. I still remember sitting in History class as a kid and […]

Jul
27

validated

It seemed like a pretty harmless transaction. I had always parked in the lot across the street from the hospital when calling on one of my clients, but then a friend of mine told me that he always parks in the hospital lot and then just goes across the sky bridge and gets his ticket […]

Jul
26

dung beetles

Don’t get me wrong. I am a big fan of evolution. I buy into the idea of macroevolutionary dynamics and that creatures can adapt based on opportunities in their environments. Having said this … what the fuck is with the dung beetle?! What kind of lazy fuck is this? They have legs and they have […]

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