I went to the Weather Channel to find out it was 82 degrees, they said it would feel like 84. That was at 8 am, although it felt like 8:04. (4 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Nov
19

Section 8 Magazine: ISSUE #34 the Woozie

Cover art and interview with Woozie , Street art by Hoxxoh ( Douglas Hoekzema) Comics by Emiliano Zingale and New Surreal Comics , Art from Ziv Lahat , Rachel Derum , Brigid Smith , Yuki Yasuda , Maro Kentros, Eun and photography by Eden Lauren , page 8 girl Jessie Broach Fiction by Lance Manion , […]

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May
26

Commencement Address

(first appeared at Yareah.com on 2/2/2014) Every year at this time, being the influential writer I am, the requests to speak at graduations start to pour in. It just doesn’t seem like a commencement without a few wise words from Lance Manion. Because I’m stretched pretty thin during this time of year, I figured I’d […]

May
25

beef foot

It was the type of nice afternoon where a man could sit out back with a cold drink and rue the day. Sort through the various manifestations of quiet desperation surrounding the events of his life and then march back inside and get another cold one. A cold one like his wife. And the children […]

May
24

Mother’s Day

Everyone expects that when you write a story about your mother that you’d publish it on Mother’s Day but I prefer to wait a few days, just like she would often do when celebrating my birthdays. She should just be happy I’m writing one at all. That’s what she’d say when she’d march through the […]

Apr
28

Cuba Road Redemption

Back when I wore a younger mans clothes, the most Joelesque way I can put it, I lived neither in a suburb or off the beaten path. I lived somewhere in between. What is Joelesque? Well, had I written Billyjoelesque it might have been clearer but hopefully some of you got it on the first […]

Apr
26

ol’ Jean-Paul

I had this dream last night that got me thinking. In the dream I was driving along with my mom in the car and these two men, seemingly in need of assistance, waved us down. Ended up it was a ruse and they were actually trying to abduct my mom. The way it happened was […]

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