RT @TyandRockyK: “I just like seeing other people get in trouble” lol Gilbert Gottfried Comments on the Louis C.K. #Scandal https://t.co/B… (1 day ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Sep
28

let me catch you up

I live on a ¼ acre of property which I must mow every week. It takes me under an hour. If I had more property it would take longer. If I had a really large amount of lawn I might have to invest in a riding mower. I was thinking about this as I was […]

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Nov
18

the many faces of fate

She was the most dangerous woman on the planet. A wonderful first line for a story but not really accurate. Like the title. It sounds like an awesome story but it really has nothing to do with the imminent narrative. I’m just sick of readers expecting great titles and great opening lines. And when I […]

Nov
7

Hollywood bones me yet again

I’ve just about had it with Hollywood. I was just notified that yet another one of my scripts was rejected. This rejection is particularly hard to take because I feel I swung for the fences on this one. This one was big budget. The perfect vehicle for some hunky A-lister to rule next summer. This […]

Nov
1

she don’t fade

It starts with a weird question that only she would take seriously. Not even a question as much as an idea that led to several pressing questions. “It would be hard to design a theater for pufferfish.” Simple. Eloquent in its stupidity. It assumes so many things about pufferfish and evolution and their desire to […]

Oct
31

THE STRUGGLE EVER RENEW’D

There is nothing quite like the exhilaration of heading out on a crisp October night to do some trick or treating with your kids. Their palpable anticipation is like a live wire running directly from their eyes to my heart, making it flutter as we put the finishing touches on our costumes and head out […]

Oct
30

a checkered flag

NASCAR. An entire sport based on people breaking the law. The top speed limit in Daytona Beach, Florida is 70 mph. If you are caught going faster you are given a ticket. Unless of course you do it in the confines of the Daytona International Speedway. How the fuck did this happen? Everyone there is […]

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