How is it that I can love Johnny Knoxville yet loath Bam Margera? The only person I hate as much as Bam is that uber-douche Rob Dyrdek. (2 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Apr
13

“Mr. Old Fashioned” on Yareah Magazine

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“Any veteran salesperson will tell you that your choice of donuts can make or break you.” Read the whole story here.

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Apr
17

I Dream of Jean

(first appeared at fictitiousmagazine.blogspot.com 1/21/2013)   I would start this off by telling you her name but it’s right there in the title so I guess I’ll start it off by trying to decide what information about her is pertinent and what details are superfluous. Or perhaps I’ll just dive in and let you figure […]

Apr
16

Hicksville, NY

So I’m on the toilet reading The Bathroom LOL Book. Yes, it’s a real book. Published by Red-Letter Press. In New Jersey. You think I’d make something like that up? You think I want to lead off a blog with that literary reference? Hell no. I’d rather act all pretentious and have you believe I […]

Apr
15

the eulogy

I hate funerals and what I hate more is when it’s somebody I’m close to and what I hate even more than that is when I’m asked to say a few words during the proceedings when I’m not prepared. On the drive over I’d been thinking about something so I tried to work it into […]

Apr
14

we are what we dream

As had happened a hundred times before, the model walked in and got comfortable as he arranged his canvas and paints. Her robe came off and he went to work. After about 30 minutes her rough outline began to take shape before him and he began to get the same creeping feeling he’d had a […]

Apr
13

Demon Wrestling

Thinking back now …the marquee outside the auditorium said “Demon Wrestling” in large fiery red letters. Underneath were four names and then a question mark. I was intrigued. I wasn’t sure if it involved large men in spandex performing flying attacks from atop barbed wire-covered fences or large men in spandex facing off with bears […]

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