People think that when a plane passes through a cloud that it tickles the cloud. Imagine two blenders being thrust into your intestines. (1 day ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Nov
22

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Dec
18

Lazy Eye Larry

Larry Hugo was introduced to the term in the 4th grade. He was having his school picture taken when the photographer took a step back from his camera and casually said to him “Do you know you have a lazy eye?” Why someone would say that to a 9 year old boy he couldn’t figure […]

Dec
17

taste the rainbow connection

unicorn crap

Next time you’re having a shitty day I want you to remember this story. I’m driving home today went out of nowhere the clouds open up and start raining their ass off. I throw on the ol’ wipers and look around to see where it’s coming from because all around me it seems like the […]

Dec
16

the friendly skies

If I’m honest, and what good is a lie without a sprinkling of honesty, airports have always played a significant role in my life. My parents weren’t pilots or any nonsense like that but for a variety of reasons which don’t need explaining here, I’ve had some of the most poignant moments of my life […]

Dec
15

keep Christ out of Xmas

christ

Tis the season to remind the people who are asking us to “keep Christ in Christmas” that their holiday is a giant lie and their willful ignorance of that fact is not appreciated. Christ has nothing to do with Christmas. Nothing! Christmas is hijacked holiday. Let me explain. About 500 years ago (that’s right, 1,500 […]

Dec
14

hardness in gray places

hard

People on the outside have a lot of misconceptions of what it is like on the inside. They’ve watched Shawshank Redemption a few times and think they have a handle on it but they don’t. Mostly because they don’t know much about human nature. At least the way it is on the inside. Prison is […]

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