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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Sep
28

let me catch you up

I live on a ¼ acre of property which I must mow every week. It takes me under an hour. If I had more property it would take longer. If I had a really large amount of lawn I might have to invest in a riding mower. I was thinking about this as I was […]

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Jan
16

Terry’s Chocolate Orange

Two things before we start; I was born in England and I’m a big fan of zombie movies. Now off we go. There’s a scene in the film 28 Days Later where Naomie Harris says “lf l never see another chocolate bar again, it’ll be too soon. Not counting Terry’s Chocolate Orange!” Every year since […]

Jan
8

the stupid crap I think about

Watching my dog poop got me to thinking about time travel. Really. I don’t claim to understand how the brain works but there I was looking at my dog poop and it suddenly hit me … humans are the only animal that has to wipe. Dogs. Birds. Even snakes go to the bathroom without getting […]

Jan
2

NEW YEAR’S DAY

Andy is a freshman. Andy is frustrated. It’s New Year’s Eve and he is lying next to Mindy. She can’t understand and he can’t understand. All he wants is two minutes of his penis in her vagina and all she wants is a night in his arms. He feels millions of years of singular purpose […]

Jan
1

should auld acquaintance be forgot

So I’ve decided to make some changes in 2018. Changes in the way I see the world. I fear I have spent the better part of my life seeing the world as I want it to be. I realized recently that it was a conscious choice I was making. For example, one of dozens I […]

Dec
31

Nap Lapkin’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve (Part 6 of 6)

As Peter, Gotye, Daniel, the guy from Primitive Radio Gods and Natalie walked around letting out their fellow prisoners Chance approached Nap. “Do you really think the world needs all these hacks coming back at the same time? Can you imagine all the bad music we’ll be setting loose on the world?” “What else can […]

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