Feedback for the possible cover to my new book has been surprisingly positive. http://t.co/LB8rE4gRSl (1 day ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Jul
20

“Occam’s knife” on Yareah Magazine

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I think most good stories have at least a few quotes about knives. This one is no different. Read it here.

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Jul
27

hair today, gone tomorrow

(first appeared at halfwaydownthestairs.net on 3/1/2013)   He remembers how they would argue about her long hair clogging the shower drain. Frustrated, he would pull it out and leave it between the soap and the shampoo like a little totem of her wrongdoing. It would sit there for weeks at a time, a silent reminder […]

Jul
26

justice is just us

Her father had been a bad man. In every sense of the word. When she met him he was behind bars and as she grew, her only memories of him were those few minutes they spent together in a small room under the watchful eye of prison guards. She decided to go into law to […]

Jul
25

ready to start

If it weren’t for all the blurred vision and buzzing ears and whatnot I’m sure John Sampilgremson would have appreciated the irony to a much greater extent. ¬†What with him being a bit up a tree in the metaphysical sense and at the same time being at least partially on a tree in the he’ll-be-needing-a-tow-very-shortly […]

Jul
24

American Math vs. Pi

How did this never occur to me before? All of Euclidean math is proved beyond a doubt to be a fraud I never catch it until now?? We are told that Pi defined as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. Bullshit! Pi is an irrational number. You’re telling me that the ratio […]

Jul
23

Your Parents Airlines

One of the more annoying aspects of traveling a lot is that eventually you end up having flights cancelled or changed at the last minute and thus end up flying with carriers you’ve never heard of. This is particularly true in the Midwest where there seems to be an endless supply of obscure airlines ready […]

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