May
23
cover for the new book
Very enthusiastic about the cover for the new book. The artwork is from James Flaxman. Check out his other amazing stuff here.
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Jun
18
World War P
Have you ever heard the phrase “I am actually dumber having listened to that”? It got me to thinking… And wouldn’t you know it, I have a great idea for a story just as I undo my fly to pee. I can’t tell you the number of times that I’ve had some brilliant idea only […]
Jun
17
Father’s Day
My earliest memory of my dad? I was young. Maybe eight or nine. Memories at that age are vague and details may or may not be accurate but I’ll relate the story the best I can. It was a Saturday and the weekend project was to toughen me up. To do that my dad had […]
Jun
13
aardvarks and repercussions
After two critically acclaimed collections of short stories that were widely ignored by the masses Lance Manion finally had the hit he’d been waiting for in 2013 with his third book The Ball Washer. Suddenly he was one of the most recognizable names on the planet. It spent nearly six months at the top of […]
Jun
12
aardvark and a dog
Aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark. Aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark. Aardvark aardvark aardvark. Aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark […]
Jun
10
my 600-lb sex life
I saw a commercial for a show called My 600-lb Life and wondered who tunes in. Is it just overweight girls who want to feel better about themselves? “At least I’m not that fat.” I could never bring myself to watch it because it wouldn’t answer any of the questions I’d really want to know. […]