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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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May
23

cover for the new book

Very enthusiastic about the cover for the new book. The artwork is from James Flaxman. Check out his other amazing stuff here.

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Jun
17

Father’s Day

My earliest memory of my dad? I was young. Maybe eight or nine. Memories at that age are vague and details may or may not be accurate but I’ll relate the story the best I can. It was a Saturday and the weekend project was to toughen me up. To do that my dad had […]

Jun
13

aardvarks and repercussions

After two critically acclaimed collections of short stories that were widely ignored by the masses Lance Manion finally had the hit he’d been waiting for in 2013 with his third book The Ball Washer. Suddenly he was one of the most recognizable names on the planet. It spent nearly six months at the top of […]

Jun
12

aardvark and a dog

Aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark. Aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark. Aardvark aardvark aardvark. Aardvark aardvark aardvark aardvark […]

Jun
10

my 600-lb sex life

I saw a commercial for a show called My 600-lb Life and wondered who tunes in. Is it just overweight girls who want to feel better about themselves? “At least I’m not that fat.” I could never bring myself to watch it because it wouldn’t answer any of the questions I’d really want to know. […]

Jun
9

sleepliving

It started with a crappy pillow.   And they pretend they’re orphans   Whatever lurked beneath the yellowing fabric would shift only a few minutes after his head settled upon it, necessitating it being constantly flipped so he could rest comfortably. Again and again he was forced to make this adjustment.   And their memory’s […]

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