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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Sep
28

let me catch you up

I live on a ¼ acre of property which I must mow every week. It takes me under an hour. If I had more property it would take longer. If I had a really large amount of lawn I might have to invest in a riding mower. I was thinking about this as I was […]

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Oct
15

the volunteer state

Sometimes I think the radio should come with a warning. Perhaps a small bulletin that comes on every time you start the car simply stating once the music begins there exists a possibility that a particular song will come on that will take you back to a moment in time that you may or may […]

Sep
30

all wet

Consider this a public service. Not so much telling you how water came to be on Earth but reminding you that at one point Earth was just a smoldering hunk of rocks and dust slowly pulled together by gravity. It would be especially helpful if you were reading this at the beach but since you […]

Sep
29

a fish story

Eugene had a problem. Eugene loved fishing. His dad told him as a squeamish youth that fish didn’t have nerve endings in their mouths and he bought it hook, line and sinker. Let me take a moment to point how witty that was. I hope you appreciated it and will keep a sharp look out […]

Aug
21

the eclipse

For some people, this is a big day. In honor of the eclipse I thought I’d share my horrible thought of the day. Don’t kid yourself, I have a horrible thought every day but I rarely share them. Typically, I have a number of horrible thoughts. Sometimes in bunches, sometimes spread horribly throughout the day. […]

Jul
25

free fallin

All you had to do was have one of your quarters stay on the little glass pedestal to win. Even though you saw the guy manning the booth walk by and blast the top of the pedestal with some sort of no-stick spray every now and then it appeared to be a winnable proposition. Put […]

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