another old Halloween story https://t.co/q5ZGXQcNSd (2 weeks ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Oct
20

a case of too much time on my hands

The two men stood in the apartment looking around. One held a small notepad and the other held his tongue. There was nothing in particular he wanted to say but you know how words get away from us. They were detectives. One a grizzled veteran and one a hot-headed rookie. I can imagine how hard […]

Oct
17

snakes on a higher plane

If you believe that truth is stranger than fiction then I’m afraid you’re going to be very disappointed in the following. Just putting that out there. I awoke this morning to the grim realization that I had dreamt of snakes for the third night in a row. While no expert in dream analysis I’m pretty […]

Oct
16

I haven’t cried like that since Titanic

I always hesitate to quote a number that changes as time passes because I sincerely feel that my writings will still be read a hundred years from now and I hate to date myself. On the other hand, it might allow future readers to sigh and think about how different things were when I was […]

Oct
13

lunatic

She got the dog a few days before he moved in. One of a series of curious decisions she made around that time. His moving in being one of them. He immediately hated the dog, finding it a distraction every time he sat down to write. He was a writer. So was she… in theory. […]

Oct
8

the game

It’s been a long time since I’ve run. Not jog. I try to jog every now and then at the park. I had a friend once tell me the healthiest way for a body to jog is barefoot through the grass. I tried it. I looked like the Bruce Willis character in Die Hard when […]

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