How dare Russian tennis chief Shamil Tarpischev point out that the William sisters look like NFL linebackers in drag! (2 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Oct
1

‘The Songs Between Her Legs,’ a hilarious and quirky collection of short stories

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A really nice review from Maria Gil at Florida International University. Whenever people want to wrote off the next generation as a bunch of slackers I’d like to bring their attention to Miss Gil. A hero! A champion of good taste. Read her insightful and moving review here.

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Oct
21

dark the con of man

One of the bigger secrets I’ve kept from my internet friends is that I’ve been incarcerated the entire time I’ve been blogging. That’s right. I’m one of those guys in jail who had access to the internet and created a variety of personas to keep attached to the outside world. Today is a big day […]

Oct
20

pedicured

Maybe the idea came to me when I remembered that someone somewhere did a study trying to prove that traffic behaves in many ways like our own circulatory system. There is a “beat” to it and the closer we can get to mimicking the efficiencies of our blood moving around inside us the better off […]

Oct
19

LinkedIn and then some

It’s very strange to be a male. We live in two distinct worlds. One where we are who we are and a different one when our penis becomes engorged. Nowhere is that more apparent than when I’m scrolling down the list of people I might want to connect with on the LinkedIn site. For those […]

Oct
18

roommate trouble

(first appeared on www.freeflashfiction.com webpage 8/17/12)   I’ve said it before and I’ll type it again, your embarrassing moments are really the only things that are truly yours. It’s hard to picture any success I’ve had without thinking of the people or circumstance behind it. Not so with those times where you are completely mortified. […]

Oct
17

A Gardening Story

In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of gardening. In particular, one aspect of it. Weeding! Strong and well-shaped men locked in mortal combat with nature herself. The seeds of her handiwork carried on the chilly fall winds finally rising to start the dance anew. The powerful play goes on and […]

The Song Between Her Legs

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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

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