A really nice review of the new book. http://t.co/s8GwVh0o8t (1 day ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Oct
1

‘The Songs Between Her Legs,’ a hilarious and quirky collection of short stories

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A really nice review from Maria Gil at Florida International University. Whenever people want to wrote off the next generation as a bunch of slackers I’d like to bring their attention to Miss Gil. A hero! A champion of good taste. Read her insightful and moving review here.

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Oct
2

Rosie O’Mudpot

Rosie-O'Donnell

I was writing something about Rosie O’Donnell and instead of boring you with the particulars of why I’ll skip ahead to the part where I describe her vagina as a giant steaming mess. I actually pictured it steaming. And bubbling. Like those mud pots in Yellowstone. The funnier thing is, if you don’t already think […]

Oct
1

something’s fishy

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“I shall commit my thoughts to paper, it is true; but that is a poor medium for the communication of feeling.” Did you ever play that game where you were blindfolded and asked to stick your hand in a paper bag filled with wet noodles and asked to guess what it was then just as […]

Sep
30

Top Chef much?

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So I had this weird dream last night. I was on the TV show Top Chef and somehow I’d made it down to the stage where I was facing off against this very well-known and popular restaurateur. For those of you who don’t watch the show the basic idea is that each person must create […]

Sep
29

Rocky Steps

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It’s either TNT or TBS … one of those TV stations tends to run movies into the ground a little. They did that recently with Rocky. It was on like 20 times in 4 days… at some point they actually started a new Rocky before the last Rocky was even finished. Problem is I love […]

Sep
28

the search

His heart was aching. A veteran of the Long Branch Search and Recovery Team, he knew when things were moving from the former to the latter. She sat next to him and he could tell that she didn’t want to give up hope. But he suspected that she knew as well. There’s always that window […]

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