Gene the hero barber https://t.co/W7nYHzclzC (14 hours ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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May
23

cover for the new book (?)

Very enthusiastic about the cover for the new book. The artwork is from James Flaxman. Check out his other amazing stuff here. The book is on hold for awhile.

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Aug
20

Gene the hero barber

Gene is 88. He retired two years ago after working as a barber for 65 years. The small town where he lives is apparently named after an Indian tribe that got carried away with the number of w’s and u’s they put in their name. Probably just to impress or confuse the white man. It’s […]

Aug
15

the audition

Hollywood is known as the place that eats people up and spits them out. The town is littered with stories of naive actors and actresses arriving full of fire only to slink back to where they came, their dreams battered and their spirits broken. And the ones that ‘make it’? More often than not they […]

Aug
14

the amazing Manion

As I’ve stated many time, perhaps needlessly, I derive no income from writing. Not because I feel I’m above receiving money for my time and that somehow accepting cash for my thoughts is somehow selling out and a true rebel wouldn’t even consider prostituting the written word for physical possessions and writing run-on sentences are […]

Aug
13

how to fill a McEmpty life

So I did a little experiment at McDonalds today. They stop serving the full breakfast menu at 11. I went in at 11:01 asking for scrambled eggs. They said scrambled eggs were no longer available. I pleaded with them, saying I’d only missed the cut off by ONE minute. Certainly they could bend the rules […]

Aug
8

precipitation is expected

Although Jimmy was late he couldn’t help but slow down a bit and look upwards. He had been fidgeting with the radio in his Lexus SC09 in a futile effort to find a song worth listening to but seeing the weather he was driving into it was time to put the top up. He owned […]

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