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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Oct
1

‘The Songs Between Her Legs,’ a hilarious and quirky collection of short stories

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A really nice review from Maria Gil at Florida International University. Whenever people want to wrote off the next generation as a bunch of slackers I’d like to bring their attention to Miss Gil. A hero! A champion of good taste. Read her insightful and moving review here.

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Oct
25

peace is not the answer

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So I’m engaged in a battle of e-mail with some friends of friends right now regarding the war with Muslim extremists, wars in general and why pacifists make me ill. Without going into it too much I guess I’m just wrestling with why being so intellectually dishonest seems to hold such a powerful sway over […]

Oct
24

getting smaller

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When I was a kid one of my favorite comic books was Micronauts. The premise was that what we saw as atoms were actually just tiny galaxies with their own planets and life forms. It was the ol’ “inside your fingertip could be a billion galaxies” argument. At the time I loved the idea and […]

Oct
23

how to ruin a video

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It’s funny how sometimes by focusing on the wrong thing you can actually find something worth paying attention to. Take for instance this music video I saw today. OK song, decent video but as the female singer was wailing away as she walked through a desert I couldn’t help but notice this old ship that […]

Oct
22

doing my jury duty (or 12 Angry Men … and then some)

Every now and then you are called upon to do your civic responsibility and yesterday was my turn. I had jury duty … but that isn’t the responsibility I’m talking about. Let me explain. I walked into the waiting area at 8:30 sharp and saw roughly ninety people sitting watching a video giving us juror […]

Oct
21

dark the con of man

One of the bigger secrets I’ve kept from my internet friends is that I’ve been incarcerated the entire time I’ve been blogging. That’s right. I’m one of those guys in jail who had access to the internet and created a variety of personas to keep attached to the outside world. Today is a big day […]

The Song Between Her Legs

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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Publication date: May 2012
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