https://t.co/O5IveRoK3V The best zine in the world delivers yet another Manion short story. (2 weeks ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Nov
19

Section 8 Magazine: ISSUE #34 the Woozie

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Cover art and interview with Woozie , Street art by Hoxxoh ( Douglas Hoekzema) Comics by Emiliano Zingale and New Surreal Comics , Art from Ziv Lahat , Rachel Derum , Brigid Smith , Yuki Yasuda , Maro Kentros, Eun and photography by Eden Lauren , page 8 girl Jessie Broach Fiction by Lance Manion , […]

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Nov
17

quote mangling

Somebody once said, I think it was George Carlin:   When you’re 20 you don’t know and you don’t know you don’t know.   The dreams started after he left college. While there were many variations, the basic dream always had to do with forgetting his locker combination. It was never the same school and […]

Nov
15

Mr. Kaycee plays ball

It was just a crazy turn of events that put me on to my son’s ability otherwise I’m sure I would have bunged him off to the shrink in two shakes of a lamb’s tail. I just so happened to not only sit listening to him talk in his sleep one night, smiling and thinking […]

Nov
14

the eulogy

I hate funerals and what I hate more is when it’s somebody I’m close to and what I hate even more than that is when I’m asked to say a few words during the proceedings when I’m not prepared. On the drive over I’d been thinking about something so I tried to work it into […]

Nov
13

Happy to Help

It was one of those heartbreaking sights you see every now and again. I’m driving by and I see this young couple at the side of the road leaning over a dog that had been hit by a car. They were in obvious grief so it was easy to see the dog belonged to them. […]

Nov
12

Piedmont

I think most relationships are bullshit. They all go through the same cycle, I would say life cycle but it happens over and over in most of our lives so unless you like the idea of living with an undead heart and a zombie brain then I’ll just leave it at cycle. By that I […]

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