The pulse-pounding, heart-racing, vertigo-inducing, sphincter-tightening conclusion to the newest Nap Lapkin saga. https://t.co/jpDLcmTJmK (4 hours ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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May
10

WARNING: (Another) Long Story About To Begin

Honestly you’d think I’d learn. As some of you may be aware, the end of last year I decided to start a full length book that I would write and post every day. After about 20 days most of you decided to stop reading it. I was crushed but I learned a valuable lesson about […]

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May
20

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (conclusion)

Present Nap leapt into action and almost ran into the other two Naps leaping into action. James Cameron did not leap into action. He leapt under his desk. He, of course, might argue that in some sense that should be considered leaping into action as it incorporates both leaping and action but given he had […]

May
19

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 10)

“I’ve pretty much brought James up to speed on the situation” said the newest Nap. “And I’m afraid I have no idea what you want from me” said James. “Yeah, he seems pretty useless. Plus I have some more bad news” announced the newer Future Nap. The three figures in the doorway had not moved […]

May
18

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 9)

As the helicopter made the short trip to D.C. its three passengers attempted to put their situation in some sort of context they could grasp. And failed. Present Day Nap took a positive approach. “So you’re saying that this Kris guy impregnated Madonna then died trying to protect her against the cyborg. Madonna then raised […]

May
17

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 8)

“Is the last thing I’m ever going to hear really going to be a quote from Conan the Barbarian?” shrieked Madonna as the cyborg was well past the half way point and closing fast. “So you got the reference? Nice!” “I can’t believe that the robots are going to win. I wanted our son to […]

May
16

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 7)

The initial impact was tremendous and, despite the airbags and seat belts, both Madonna and Future Nap sat dazed and struggling to stay conscious. When you see the word initial before the word impact it leads you to believe that there is another impact coming and in this case you are spot on. I’m not […]

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