I go into the grocery store and there's a big sign by the carts; "No kids in carts!" I get a cart and sure enough there's a kid in it. (3 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Nov
19

Section 8 Magazine: ISSUE #34 the Woozie

Cover art and interview with Woozie , Street art by Hoxxoh ( Douglas Hoekzema) Comics by Emiliano Zingale and New Surreal Comics , Art from Ziv Lahat , Rachel Derum , Brigid Smith , Yuki Yasuda , Maro Kentros, Eun and photography by Eden Lauren , page 8 girl Jessie Broach Fiction by Lance Manion , […]

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Apr
28

Cuba Road Redemption

Back when I wore a younger mans clothes, the most Joelesque way I can put it, I lived neither in a suburb or off the beaten path. I lived somewhere in between. What is Joelesque? Well, had I written Billyjoelesque it might have been clearer but hopefully some of you got it on the first […]

Apr
26

ol’ Jean-Paul

I had this dream last night that got me thinking. In the dream I was driving along with my mom in the car and these two men, seemingly in need of assistance, waved us down. Ended up it was a ruse and they were actually trying to abduct my mom. The way it happened was […]

Mar
24

a can of emotional worms

Sometimes the mistakes you make are the only thing keeping you from making bigger mistakes. Let me illustrate in a way that the typical Lance Manion reader has come to expect. By that I mean, if you are a reader of Stieg Larsson for instance you expect every damn thing to be explained in great […]

Mar
21

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I can remember a simpler time Or is that just any time that’s long ago? I can remember your laugh Before everything that came in between Is life a comet? Bright and spectacular but slowly burning away   Fight for that smile I need it as much as you   Every day seems to take […]

Mar
19

belated

My memory goes a bit in and out some days. Some days that’s a good thing. Most days I’d go crazy if I was fully able to understand just how old I am. How much of my life is behind me. In the ol’ rear view. So I sit here and allow myself to drift […]

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