Every time I watch a UFC fight I keep expecting an adult to climb over the cage and break it up. (2 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Feb
22

“99 Problems” as it appears in Section 8 Magazine

section8

Please check out my story “99 problems but morality ain’t one” on the Section 8 Magazine site. A very cool zine with a great attitude towards publishing. If only every zine took “support the scene” approach like these guys do! Check it out here.

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Mar
4

McOdd

McD

Strangest thing happens the other day. I’m out with some friends and we want to grab a bite so I suggest we go to Burger King but it turns out there isn’t one within 20 miles so somebody else suggests McDonalds. “McDonalds?” I say inquisitively. “Is that some local place? They have burgers?” They all […]

Mar
3

am I nuts?

I remember the day the acorn fell. It was fall. I was at the park sitting in a chair and reading a book and the weather was perfect, the sun shining and it wouldn’t have surprised me if the nearby birds had burst into song. It was that kind of day. The acorn fell and […]

Mar
2

sucker punched

chinchilla

The problem with writing flash fiction is that people who read one story base their entire opinion about your writing on that one small sample. If they like it you want them to remember your name but never read another word you’ve written because eventually they’ll stumble upon something they hate and if they hate […]

Mar
1

wannabe PJ O’Rourke story

pj

Let me try and explain the ideas of free markets and capitalism as best I can given my breathtaking lack of knowledge about both free markets and capitalism. From what I gathered from the economic courses I took online people decided on using currency as a way to move from bartering to a more efficient […]

Feb
28

the deep dark web

footprints

He remembered sitting around campfires as a boy, back when he was a Boy Scout and getting badges for making knots and walking old people across intersections seemed about the most important things in the world. Listening to spooky stories and getting so freaked out, he’d lay awake for hours in his tent afterwards, listening […]

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