In a setback for whores everywhere, the estate of Anna Nicole Smith has failed in its final bid to obtain her late husband's money. (1 day ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Aug
16

“Caesar can’t sling the batter” in the new Here Comes Everyone Magazine

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While I was out I had a few things published, check out “Caesar can’t sling the batter” in the Boy/Girl issue of Here comes Everyone. It’s free and has a lot of great content. Read it here.

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Aug
21

TERF wars

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With all the conflicts going on in the world it’s hard to pick a really fun one to watch. I’d like to suggest the ongoing dust-up between radical feminists and transgenders. The truly angry versus the truly fucked up. I can’t tell you how much I’m enjoying this one. While I bear no ill-will towards […]

Aug
20

fireworks

Every year the realtor that sold me my house goes around the neighborhood on July 4th and plants a little plastic American flag in front of each mailbox. It makes the street look all patriotic and although I’ve never given it much thought I guess it’s a nice thing for him to do. My dog […]

Aug
20

“How A Story Fails” on Purple Pig

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Check out my story “How A Story Fails” on Purple Pig. You won’t regret it. Much. Read it here.

Aug
19

Ted

Ted had a full plate. He sat in bed with his glass of warm milk watching late night TV and tried to relax. “Keep it all in perspective” he reminded himself. He knew he wasn’t the first man with financial concerns or problems at work.  Nevertheless, sleep eluded him as he turned off the TV […]

Aug
18

the sun, the moon, my mullet and me

I sat in the chair and just couldn’t take it anymore. For the last 10 years I had been getting my head buzzed, high and tight, and the thought of the trimmer once again taking away my desired appearance, the true me was too much to stomach. When the barber, an ex-navy man in his […]

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