I love watching the Scripps Spelling Bee ... but the hardest thing to spell is most of the kid's names. WTF. (3 weeks ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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19

Section 8 Magazine: ISSUE #34 the Woozie

Cover art and interview with Woozie , Street art by Hoxxoh ( Douglas Hoekzema) Comics by Emiliano Zingale and New Surreal Comics , Art from Ziv Lahat , Rachel Derum , Brigid Smith , Yuki Yasuda , Maro Kentros, Eun and photography by Eden Lauren , page 8 girl Jessie Broach Fiction by Lance Manion , […]

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Jun
6

and in conclusion pt. 7

Show me a salad bar and I’ll show you an old man going the wrong direction like a spawning salmon. Places like Ruby Tuesday’s should have a salad bar bear.   She never liked morning sex. She said her vagina always had a “left out all night” feel to it.   My grandma always used […]

Jun
5

and in conclusion pt. 6

People assume that famous people are more interesting. They are not. The terrible truth is that everybody and nobody is interesting.   If there was a hit TV show starring a hamster, most people would get all giddy about being in the same room with it. Over a fucking hamster.   It’s so cold out […]

Jun
4

and in conclusion pt. 5

Everyone has that one person in their past that has a weird effect on them. I’m no different. Sometimes when I think about her, it feels like my stomach is filled with butterflies. Other times, I simply shit myself.   “Where is it written that a man can’t smell musty?” After a moment he was […]

Jun
3

and in conclusion pt. 4

I detest dumb expressions like “You never learn anything doing something right.” No shit. You did it right. You didn’t need to learn anything.   I fear that if I awoke in the 1920s, I’d giggle every time someone used the word gay to mean happy.   I sounded by battle roar from my bed, […]

Jun
2

and in conclusion pt. 3

I sincerely believe that the current WWE champion should also serve as the US Ambassador to the United Nations.   I’m envious of the way the butter embraces the toast.   I don’t know how to define pornography but I know it when I see it every day.   I had a lot of dogs […]

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