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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Nov
19

Section 8 Magazine: ISSUE #34 the Woozie

Cover art and interview with Woozie , Street art by Hoxxoh ( Douglas Hoekzema) Comics by Emiliano Zingale and New Surreal Comics , Art from Ziv Lahat , Rachel Derum , Brigid Smith , Yuki Yasuda , Maro Kentros, Eun and photography by Eden Lauren , page 8 girl Jessie Broach Fiction by Lance Manion , […]

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Mar
24

a can of emotional worms

Sometimes the mistakes you make are the only thing keeping you from making bigger mistakes. Let me illustrate in a way that the typical Lance Manion reader has come to expect. By that I mean, if you are a reader of Stieg Larsson for instance you expect every damn thing to be explained in great […]

Mar
21

untitled

I can remember a simpler time Or is that just any time that’s long ago? I can remember your laugh Before everything that came in between Is life a comet? Bright and spectacular but slowly burning away   Fight for that smile I need it as much as you   Every day seems to take […]

Mar
19

belated

My memory goes a bit in and out some days. Some days that’s a good thing. Most days I’d go crazy if I was fully able to understand just how old I am. How much of my life is behind me. In the ol’ rear view. So I sit here and allow myself to drift […]

Mar
18

Whore Island

The greatest conversation I ever had was with someone I’d just met and barely knew. We sat at a diner making small talk and for the life of me I can’t remember how the topic even came up but we suddenly stopped talking business and instead he asked me what I would do if I […]

Mar
17

Snowballed

(first appeared as a spoken word story on www.thetripodcat.com)   Did you know that if you throw a snowball against a wall it will leave a mark that looks identical to your hand? Obviously, the size of the splatter and subsequent handprint will be relative to the distance that the snowball traveled before impact but […]

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