I go into the grocery store and there's a big sign by the carts; "No kids in carts!" I get a cart and sure enough there's a kid in it. (3 days ago)

“As things stand now, I am going to be a writer. I’m not sure that I’m going to be a good one or even a self-supporting one, but until the dark thumb of fate presses me to the dust and says, ‘you are nothing’, I will be a writer.”

Hunter S. Thompson

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Lance Manion looks exactly how you want to him to look. Disappointed there

isn’t a picture of him looking at you smugly, perhaps wearing a heavy cardigan

and clutching a pipe? Life is full of disappointment.

In your head there is a perfect Lance Manion. Where he lives, what

his hobbies are, his political or sexual affiliations.

Go with those.

(from Merciful Flush)

A tremendous fellow this Lance Manion. Currently residing

in a house he could be, much like Schrödinger’s cat, either alive or dead.

Of course, if you’re reading this in the year 2060 or beyond then

he’s probably dead.

(from Results May Vary)

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What You Don’t Understand

What You Don’t Understand

Publication date: November 2015
Category: Humor

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The Song Between Her Legs

The Song Between Her Legs

Publication date: September 2014
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The Ball Washer

The Ball Washer

Publication date: October 2012
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Homo Sayswhaticus

Homo Sayswhaticus

Publication date: May 2013
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The Trembling Fist

The Trembling Fist

Publication date: November 2013
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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
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