I go into the grocery store and there's a big sign by the carts; "No kids in carts!" I get a cart and sure enough there's a kid in it. (3 days ago)

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”

Mel Brooks

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