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Dec
10

great ball of fire (epilogue … of sorts)

It was Jeff Goldblum, a.k.a. Chance Goodrod, that identified the tardigrades in Nap’s vision when communicating with the comet. Nap had related all he had felt and seen to the best of his ability to Chance and Madonna on the long flight back to Earth. It was a happy return, the crew had been told […]

Dec
9

great ball of fire (part 9)

I think the biggest misconception earthlings have about intelligent life out in the universe is that they automatically assume it to be much more intelligent than we are. A safe assumption if that life form pulls up to our planet in some device that they created to zip around the cosmos but for the rest […]

Dec
8

great ball of fire (part 8)

It’s at this point you’re probably wondering what Nap’s plan was. So was he. But not with any particular urgency. His mind was instead focused on trying to imagine the things that Comet had witnessed. Traveling through the universe at an unimaginable speed for an unimaginable length of time. It was the unimaginable parts that […]

Dec
7

great ball of fire (part 7)

Nap stood staring out of one of the portals in the ship, for the first time able to see the glowing speck that was hurtling towards him. Him and Madonna and Chance and everyone he knew and didn’t know back on Earth. Madonna floated up behind him and touched him gently on the shoulder. The […]

Dec
6

great ball of fire (part 6)

“You’ll never believe the dream I just had” said Nap as he sat up from his commanders chair and surveyed the bridge of the Enterprise. “The one about your ex-girlfriend communicating to you through fortune cookies?” inquired Madonna. “No, that’s not a dream. That’s real” said Nap with a little too much force. Madonna knew […]

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