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Feb
25

tragedy plus time

Two wannabe-comedians were sitting at the bar at The Comedy Store, hoping to get a few minutes on stage and drinking. Not enough to get sloppy, just enough to want to be truthful. “Fat girls don’t jog. They plod,” the tall one offered. The short one didn’t laugh but gave a far-away smile. “Funny. But […]

Feb
22

still life with bookmark

I have this picture of the two of us. I’m not sure if it’s faded or it was always blurry but it’s hard to tell where you end and I begin. Like my memories of you. Never sure if my memory is blurry or if I’m just jaded but I can’t remember how it began […]

Feb
16

language

Has it really gotten so that our expectations regarding the use of our beloved language have fallen so low? We can see a sign stating “Guaranteed In Stock” at our local store, walk in and out of that store without the “guaranteed” product in our eager hands, and not immediately return with an incendiary device […]

Feb
15

That Was Now, This Is Then

Watching him talk was almost mesmerizing, the way his words came in short high-pitched bursts while his hands slid along the top and back of the chair seemingly oblivious to the conversation. I say conversation in only the loosest sense of the word as he never lifted his eyes or acknowledged the person listening in […]

Feb
14

Happy Lupercalia

Host Ted: Good evening. I am Ted and this is Brian. Host Brian: And we both wish you a happy Valentine’s Day. Host Ted: Tonight we have with us two ladies who will offer up their two unique perspectives on the holiday. Host Brian: Bridget is a history professor at the University of North Dakota and […]

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