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Aug
21

the eclipse

For some people, this is a big day. In honor of the eclipse I thought I’d share my horrible thought of the day. Don’t kid yourself, I have a horrible thought every day but I rarely share them. Typically, I have a number of horrible thoughts. Sometimes in bunches, sometimes spread horribly throughout the day. […]

Jul
25

free fallin

All you had to do was have one of your quarters stay on the little glass pedestal to win. Even though you saw the guy manning the booth walk by and blast the top of the pedestal with some sort of no-stick spray every now and then it appeared to be a winnable proposition. Put […]

Jul
15

disturbances

The steady drumming of the rain on the roof threatened to lull me into a sense of melancholy. Nothing is more dangerous than a melancholy writer sitting in front of a blank page. Rain has been responsible for some of the worst prose on the planet. One minute you’re perched in front of your screen […]

Jul
14

The Toad’s Scrotum

(first appeared at booksandpals.blogspot.com on 6/27/2013)   Just because you’ve never gone back in time, don’t assume that’s true for everybody. I realize that there are certain laws of physics that seem to indicate that it’s impossible but you have to remember that this is the first and only time you’ll be taking this ride […]

Jul
13

pets

I think having a pet is a great way for children to learn about responsibility and commitment. The first thing you can teach them is that if they buy a goldfish there is no point in giving it a name. None whatsoever, and if they do they are stupid. Make this point by yelling various […]

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