I go into the grocery store and there's a big sign by the carts; "No kids in carts!" I get a cart and sure enough there's a kid in it. (3 days ago)

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Apr
28

Cuba Road Redemption

Back when I wore a younger mans clothes, the most Joelesque way I can put it, I lived neither in a suburb or off the beaten path. I lived somewhere in between. What is Joelesque? Well, had I written Billyjoelesque it might have been clearer but hopefully some of you got it on the first […]

Apr
27

fables of the deconstruction

I would start this by saying “there once was a girl” but the truth is although there once was, in the sense that she did previously exist, she also exists now so it would be more accurate to say that “there is this girl”. Although that doesn’t sound much like the beginning of any fable […]

Apr
26

ol’ Jean-Paul

I had this dream last night that got me thinking. In the dream I was driving along with my mom in the car and these two men, seemingly in need of assistance, waved us down. Ended up it was a ruse and they were actually trying to abduct my mom. The way it happened was […]

Mar
24

a can of emotional worms

Sometimes the mistakes you make are the only thing keeping you from making bigger mistakes. Let me illustrate in a way that the typical Lance Manion reader has come to expect. By that I mean, if you are a reader of Stieg Larsson for instance you expect every damn thing to be explained in great […]

Mar
21

untitled

I can remember a simpler time Or is that just any time that’s long ago? I can remember your laugh Before everything that came in between Is life a comet? Bright and spectacular but slowly burning away   Fight for that smile I need it as much as you   Every day seems to take […]

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