about me

Lance Manion looks exactly how you want to him to look. Disappointed there

isn’t a picture of him looking at you smugly, perhaps wearing a heavy cardigan

and clutching a pipe? Life is full of disappointment.

In your head there is a perfect Lance Manion. Where he lives, what

his hobbies are, his political or sexual affiliations.

Go with those.

(from Merciful Flush)

A tremendous fellow this Lance Manion. Currently residing

in a house he could be, much like Schrödinger’s cat, either alive or dead.

Of course, if you’re reading this in the year 2060 or beyond then

he’s probably dead.

(from Results May Vary)

Fuck the woke. Fuck the media. Fuck Hollywood.