Lance Manion looks exactly how you want to him to look. Disappointed there
isn’t a picture of him looking at you smugly, perhaps wearing a heavy cardigan
and clutching a pipe? Life is full of disappointment.
In your head there is a perfect Lance Manion. Where he lives, what
his hobbies are, his political or sexual affiliations.
Go with those.
(from Merciful Flush)
A tremendous fellow this Lance Manion. Currently residing
in a house he could be, much like Schrödinger’s cat, either alive or dead.
Of course, if you’re reading this in the year 2060 or beyond then
he’s probably dead.
(from Results May Vary)
Fuck the woke. Fuck the media. Fuck Hollywood.