(54 years ago)

“See… that right there… is what it’s all about. Laboring in obscurity. Starving and struggling. The man who embraces his mediocre nothingness… shines greater… than any.”

Keanu Reeves

the books

The Forest of Stone

Publication date: January 5, 2024
Category: Humor

The Forest of Stone
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Broken World Stories

Publication date: April 1, 2022
Category: Humor

Broken World Stories
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Dizzying Depths

Publication date: Jan 21, 2021
Category: Humor

Dizzying Depths
$25.00
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Tales of Adventure with Nap Lapkin

Publication date: September 2019
Category: Humor

Tales of Adventure with Nap Lapkin
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neXt

Publication date: April 2019
Category: Humor

neXt
$10.70
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What You Don’t Understand

Publication date: November 2015
Category: Humor

What You Don’t Understand
$9.99
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The Song Between Her Legs

Publication date: September 2014
Category: Humor

The Song Between Her Legs
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The Ball Washer

Publication date: October 2012
Category: Humor

The Ball Washer
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Homo Sayswhaticus

Publication date: May 2013
Category: Humor

Homo Sayswhaticus
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The Trembling Fist

Publication date: November 2013
Category: Humor

The Trembling Fist
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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs
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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs
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Random reviews

  • Humor is realizing the frankness and humility in our lives. “Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs” is a collection of blog articles from Lance Manion as he compiles his views and humor surrounding the world with his work, touching on the many elements we face in our lives that challenge the perspective of the reader. “Merciful Flush” is a fine pick for those looking for mirth and memoir.

  • “So, if you enjoy David Sedaris, Tina Fey or movies like The Hangover (parts 1 and 2), Bridesmaids, or even Your Highness, it is quite likely that you’ll enjoy Lance Manion’s collection.”

    – Zserilyn Finney   The John Hopkins News-Letter

    Full review here

     

  • “The humor at times is way out there and may be a bit much for some readers. This is certainly one of those books that at time had me rolling with laughter while other times I was cringing.”

    -Rita   Rita Reviews

    full review here

Random quotes

  • *   I always look at the human body as pretty easy to cut up. Just snip at all the joints; ankles and wrists and elbows.

    *   Memories are like scars on your brain.

    *   I might as well be rejoicing about extracting individual hexadecimal digits by calculating preceding ones using some lame Bailey-Borwein-Plouffe formula.

    *   Words have always been a problem. This need to fill a conversation the same way you’d overstuff a piece of luggage for a short trip.

    *   All I know is I like the image of a man sitting in a grocery store cradling a bottle of detergent.

  • *   If you want to be happy find a girl that is a balloon shaped like a kite.

    *   Listen, you may think you’re the shit with your silk being stronger than steel of the same thickness and all but you don’t know dick about the weather.

    *   Sometimes at night I lay there and imagine my face with no skin on it.

    *   I swim with the same finesse that most people drown.

    *     Eternity is every second you spend in fear.