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“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.”

Goethe

the books

neXt

Publication date: April 2019
Category: Humor

neXt
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What You Don’t Understand

Publication date: November 2015
Category: Humor

What You Don’t Understand
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The Song Between Her Legs

Publication date: September 2014
Category: Humor

The Song Between Her Legs
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The Ball Washer

Publication date: October 2012
Category: Humor

The Ball Washer
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Homo Sayswhaticus

Publication date: May 2013
Category: Humor

Homo Sayswhaticus
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The Trembling Fist

Publication date: November 2013
Category: Humor

The Trembling Fist
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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs
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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs
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Random reviews

  • “It isn’t often that I pick up a book and feel that it’s so wrong and yet so right. The stories all have a certain amount of quirkiness and snark that makes them fun to read. My rating for this book is a 4 out of 5.”

    Full review here

  • “So, if you enjoy David Sedaris, Tina Fey or movies like The Hangover (parts 1 and 2), Bridesmaids, or even Your Highness, it is quite likely that you’ll enjoy Lance Manion’s collection.”

    – Zserilyn Finney   The John Hopkins News-Letter

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  • An easy and compulsive read, Merciful Flush by Lance Manion is a blogging success story and definitely worth picking up for any travel reading. Very very very very imaginative, I can’t believe what is now in my mind that wasn’t there before.  Rating: ★★★★☆.”

    -Anya   On Starships and Dragonwings

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Random quotes

  • *   If you want to be happy find a girl that is a balloon shaped like a kite.

    *   Listen, you may think you’re the shit with your silk being stronger than steel of the same thickness and all but you don’t know dick about the weather.

    *   Sometimes at night I lay there and imagine my face with no skin on it.

    *   I swim with the same finesse that most people drown.

    *     Eternity is every second you spend in fear.

  • *   I always look at the human body as pretty easy to cut up. Just snip at all the joints; ankles and wrists and elbows.

    *   Memories are like scars on your brain.

    *   I might as well be rejoicing about extracting individual hexadecimal digits by calculating preceding ones using some lame Bailey-Borwein-Plouffe formula.

    *   Words have always been a problem. This need to fill a conversation the same way you’d overstuff a piece of luggage for a short trip.

    *   All I know is I like the image of a man sitting in a grocery store cradling a bottle of detergent.