(55 years ago)

“See… that right there… is what it’s all about. Laboring in obscurity. Starving and struggling. The man who embraces his mediocre nothingness… shines greater… than any.”

Keanu Reeves

the books

The Forest of Stone

Publication date: January 5, 2024
Category: Humor

The Forest of Stone
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Broken World Stories

Publication date: April 1, 2022
Category: Humor

Broken World Stories
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Dizzying Depths

Publication date: Jan 21, 2021
Category: Humor

Dizzying Depths
$25.00
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Tales of Adventure with Nap Lapkin

Publication date: September 2019
Category: Humor

Tales of Adventure with Nap Lapkin
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neXt

Publication date: April 2019
Category: Humor

neXt
$10.70
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What You Don’t Understand

Publication date: November 2015
Category: Humor

What You Don’t Understand
$9.99
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The Song Between Her Legs

Publication date: September 2014
Category: Humor

The Song Between Her Legs
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The Ball Washer

Publication date: October 2012
Category: Humor

The Ball Washer
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Homo Sayswhaticus

Publication date: May 2013
Category: Humor

Homo Sayswhaticus
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The Trembling Fist

Publication date: November 2013
Category: Humor

The Trembling Fist
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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs
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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

Publication date: May 2012
Category: Humor

Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs
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Random reviews

  • An easy and compulsive read, Merciful Flush by Lance Manion is a blogging success story and definitely worth picking up for any travel reading. Very very very very imaginative, I can’t believe what is now in my mind that wasn’t there before.  Rating: ★★★★☆.”

    -Anya   On Starships and Dragonwings

    Full review here

  • “A rambling collection of essays, anecdotes, and assorted madness. The humor often borders on the demented, sort of a cross between David Sedaris and Happy Tree Friends. If you’re looking for something well outside the mainstream, this will probably amuse you.”

    -Melydia   Utter Randomonium

    full review here

  • “Okay let me first say if you are a person with no sense of humor and you are easily offended this is clearly not the book for you.  I however, have a sense of humor and enjoyed the ride that Lance Manion took me on in this book! His writing style was unique and I must say I had a lot of fun reading this book. I felt as though I was in his head (where he clearly suffers from ADHD) and I almost peed my pants a couple of times. Keep on doing what you do Mr. Manion.  I am giving this book 4 stars for creativity and originality and well just being all around twisted and fun!”

Random quotes

  • *   If you want to be happy find a girl that is a balloon shaped like a kite.

    *   Listen, you may think you’re the shit with your silk being stronger than steel of the same thickness and all but you don’t know dick about the weather.

    *   Sometimes at night I lay there and imagine my face with no skin on it.

    *   I swim with the same finesse that most people drown.

    *     Eternity is every second you spend in fear.

  • *   I always look at the human body as pretty easy to cut up. Just snip at all the joints; ankles and wrists and elbows.

    *   Memories are like scars on your brain.

    *   I might as well be rejoicing about extracting individual hexadecimal digits by calculating preceding ones using some lame Bailey-Borwein-Plouffe formula.

    *   Words have always been a problem. This need to fill a conversation the same way you’d overstuff a piece of luggage for a short trip.

    *   All I know is I like the image of a man sitting in a grocery store cradling a bottle of detergent.