from here until 2019…
I always feel weird about answering the phone when I’m on the toilet.
There’s no good reason I should start a new paragraph after that sentence but I sort of feel it should stand alone. It’s no way poignant or powerful but you have to admit it makes you think.
I know the person on the other end can’t see me but I know where I am. I’m sitting with my pants down on a toilet and that knowledge changes things.
So I didn’t answer it.
Instead I made a decision that instead of trotting out my old Xmas and New Year’s stories like I do every year about this time I’ll instead repost some of my favorites from 2018.
If you remember, which you don’t, it’s been a wild and emotional year so brace yourself for complete nonsense from here until 2019.
Happy Holidays you lunatics.