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Dec
17

from here until 2019…

I always feel weird about answering the phone when I’m on the toilet.

There’s no good reason I should start a new paragraph after that sentence but I sort of feel it should stand alone. It’s no way poignant or powerful but you have to admit it makes you think.

I know the person on the other end can’t see me but I know where I am. I’m sitting with my pants down on a toilet and that knowledge changes things.

So I didn’t answer it.

Instead I made a decision that instead of trotting out my old Xmas and New Year’s stories like I do every year about this time I’ll instead repost some of my favorites from 2018.

If you remember, which you don’t, it’s been a wild and emotional year so brace yourself for complete nonsense from here until 2019.

Happy Holidays you lunatics.

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Tales of Adventure with Nap Lapkin

Tales of Adventure with Nap Lapkin

Publication date: September 2019
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What You Don’t Understand

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The Song Between Her Legs

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The Ball Washer

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Homo Sayswhaticus

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The Trembling Fist

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Merciful Flush: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Publication date: May 2012
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Results May Vary: The Lance Manion Blogs

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Publication date: May 2012
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