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May
17

“Homo sayswhaticus” out now … and the first review is in

Heather Alexander, book reviewer for multiple indie pages and publishers had the following to say about Homo sayswhaticus:

“I was given this book in return for an honest review. Wow, this book is
hilarious, but if you are offended by off color humor, take a pass and don’t
bother reading my review. I loved the fact that this book jumps from one random
topic to another. Brushing teeth, itches, the Iditarod, hippo’s, Movie snacks,
sex, sports, lemon drops, the economy, and so on. You get the idea. Each of
these Random Ramblings will make you laugh, or at least snicker. Full of
offensive hillariousness, yes I made up that word, but it applies to this book
completely. “I have to admit the picture in my head of two little legs sticking
straight out of a steaming hippopotamus turd is both sad and hysterical.” or “If
brushing my teeth felt like jerking off, you wouldn’t even be able to look at my
face when I smiled, for fear of being blinded.” If you want an easy read, that
you can pick up and put down whenever you need a good laugh, this is definitely
the book for that.”

 

A big thanks to Heather for the nice words.

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