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Jonathan Dach is a piece of shit.

Have you ever heard the expression “You couldn’t make up something like this”?

Sometimes it’s “You would never want to make up something like this.”

Especially if it’s true.

Here’s the story I don’t want to write but in this world nobody else will write it.

There’s this rich little douche bag named Jonathan Dach. His dad was a wealthy lobbyist for Wal-Mart and major donor to the Democratic party. Before you start trying to figure out how he could have been both just remember that politics is about money, not beliefs. Don’t bother trying to reconcile how a former advance man for Ted Kennedy ends up peddling influence for Wal-Mart (including an appearance on The Colbert Report), it would be like finding out how hot dogs are made.

So anyway, this privileged turd (i.e. Yale University law student) has daddy get him a gig at the White House. During this tenure he is part of the 2012 Secret Service prostitution scandal wherein it appears everyone sent down to Columbia prior to Obama’s visit had prostitutes come up to their rooms.

Now I’m not trying to cast aspersions on the noble profession of escorts, after all prostitution is legal in Columbia, but the fact was when it was found out there were a lot of Secret Service agents who were forced to resign.

Right or wrong, that’s what happened.

Here’s the part that is disgusting. The White House covered up the fact that Jonathan Dach also had a prostitute come to his room. Despite the fact that the Secret Service gave the administration documents showing that a female guest was signed into his room at 12:02 a.m. and left at 9:46 a.m then-Press Secretary Jay Carney stood in front of the world and lied about it cover his ass. A lie recently repeated by now-Press Secretary Eric Shultz.

Men who had distinguished careers defending the interests of the country were thrown under the bus while the Obama administration went to great length to protect the son of a wealthy donor.

Am I the only one that wants to lop off the heads of everyone involved?

Aren’t Democrats supposed to be the party of the working man? I could bore you with additional information (hotel records, interviews, polygraph results and drug tests) but the unavoidable conclusion is that Jonathan Dach walked away unscathed because daddy is a big donor.

I’m not naive, I realize that this shit goes on every day in Washington, but this case is particularly noxious.

You know why?

Because I haven’t told you the best part (if you don’t already know).

This piece of shit was promoted. He is now working … wait for it … in the Obama administration on a federal contract as a policy adviser in the Office on Global Women’s Issues at the State Department. You read that right. He is an advisor on women’s issues.

How do we take this cosmic ass-fucking laying down? How?!

You want to talk about everything we should hate about entitlement.

We should hate … but don’t.

Nothing will change. The “Hope & Change” President didn’t change squat. Liberal programs like The Colbert Report will still interview scumbags if they are paying the right political party.

And children of privilege will still sail through life without ever being held accountable for their actions.

You can’t make this shit up.

 

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