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25

My first post-Homo story appears in Yareah Magazine

Please take a minute and visit Yareah Magazine where you can find my new piece of flash fiction “a moving story”. You can check it out here.

“Recently I had a friend ask me to help him move. I had known him since college so I was put in a very awkward spot. I knew a few other of the guys were stopping by and I didn’t want to look like I’m not a true friend but on the other hand I wasn’t sure how much help I could be because while it is true I am very tall in stature my height is only surpassed by my lack of upper-body strength and my lack of upper-body strength is only surpassed by my lack of lower-body strength. Even surpassing those is my lack of strength in the newly-discovered region that I’ve heard called “the core”, whatever the fuck that is. Apparently the meatheads in the gym are running out of muscles to build up so they are inventing new areas to put muscle on. Or something.”

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