eternal sunshine of the spotless rectum

(Originally posted 6/17/2012. That version included my describing how, after reading these quotes, sunshine began to leak from my ass. I simply couldn’t bring myself to include it this time, the dichotomy between my clumsy drivel, not just drivel, but clumsy drivel, and excerpts of acceptance speeches from the recipients of the Nobel Prize in […]

something’s fishy

(originally posted 6/27/2012)   “I shall commit my thoughts to paper, it is true; but that is a poor medium for the communication of feeling.”   Did you ever play that game where you were blindfolded and asked to stick your hand in a paper bag filled with wet noodles and asked to guess what […]