Sep
7
(originally posted 1/23/2015) I can’t say exactly how long it will take you to read this first sentence but what I can know for certain is that however long it takes you will be that much closer to death. That was exactly the kind of thought that was dogging Neil Nathan Pre (pronounced /prā/). […]
Sep
6
(originally posted 10/4/2013) He thought he’d left the TV on. When he rolled out of bed and made his way down the stairs, he was assuming the low voice he heard was coming from his downstairs television. The TV that he’d always had upstairs was no doubt sitting out by the dumpster at the […]
Sep
5
(originally posted 8/19/2015) There is a seabird in the Galápagos Islands called the Nazca booby. Let me tell you about this fucking bird. You could scour all the islands of the Pacific and not come up with a bigger dick than the Nazca booby. Let me explain exactly what these feathered bastards are up […]
Sep
4
(originally posted 1/15/2013) I’m in the mood to tell a true story. Well, as truthful as memory can be. I wish I could sell it as a cautionary tale or even vaguely inspiring but the terrible truth about true stories is that usually they are neither. Just people being people, living out and reinforcing […]
Sep
3
Roger, host of the obscure Roger That podcast, sat back and began to wrestle with how he planned to present the day’s subject matter. Recently he’d had an incident that bordered on an epiphany. While on a lengthy drive he noticed that his windshield had collected a large number of splattered bugs. This in and […]
