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Oct
22

Fuck virtue-signaling morons

Shove those signs on your lawn up your ass.

Oct
22

the daily eulogy

(originally posted 2/19/2019)   I don’t think we pay enough attention when we’re hanging pictures. Sometimes we just throw them up with no reverence at all. Things that might be sitting there for ten or twenty years looking down on us. I don’t think we pay enough attention to the people in those pictures.  People […]

Oct
21

for Peete’s sake

(originally posted 1/26/2019)   There was a quarterback named Rodney Peete who played for the Philadelphia Eagles when Bob was growing up. Although he was a serviceable quarterback he never caught on in the town because he had a nervous tick that caused him to smile whenever he felt stressed. Like when he threw an […]

Oct
20

RIP Judith Archer

(originally posted 5/27/2013)   At first the Funeral Director thought it was a pale handkerchief the woman was clutching in her hands but as he leaned in to get a closer look it turned out to be a folded note, the paper yellowing with age. It was as crinkly and worn as the skin on […]

Oct
19

the efficiency monologues – Howard

Alex was an Efficiency Expert. Not a sterling first line but it’s short, concise and gives you the information you need to move forward. I was going to start with “Alex designed, developed and evaluated integrated systems for production processes to increase efficiencies across an organization” but then I thought “How would Alex say that?” […]

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