RT @RealCandaceO: I was so blessed to take part in this documentary and have been flooded with e-mails from people who say it changed their… (19 hours ago)

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Aug
4

overheard baggage

(originally posted 11/28/2015)   So it was off to Texas. Austin to be specific. I walked onto the plane and tried to count the soul patches. I lost count at seven. I took my window seat and the drama began. Perhaps drama is too strong a word given that similar dramas were not doubt playing […]

Aug
3

there is someone for everyone (even Stuart)

Typically Stuart starts the presentation with an apology. The depths of which is determined by the difficulty he had in breaking into his client’s house the previous evening. Sometimes there is an unlocked door, other times he has to jimmy it or smash a window or two. The next thing he does is return their […]

Aug
2

how I almost died 4 U

**Disclaimer: Events as depicted in this story actually happened. The author does not recommend this type of behavior and cannot be held liable if you ever find yourself in the same situation and proceed to be a dumbass as he was. He is also going to ask a lot of your imagination in this one. […]

Aug
1

Charlie Brown’s high school reunion

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -Charles M. Schulz   The first thing most people will wonder when they hear about Charlie Brown’s high school reunion is whether Lucy brought a football. Form someone wishing to write about Charlie Brown’s high school reunion this is tremendously disappointing. There are […]

Jul
31

cloud nine inch

(originally posted 9/21/2014)   The first thought many of you had upon hearing that because of a breach of security in “the cloud,” numerous celebrities had very private pictures released for public consumption was “I wonder if there will be any Lance Manion penis pics to be had?” I’m sorry to disappoint you. Truly. There […]

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