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Oct
12

the receipt

“Do you want your receipt?” asked the young man behind the counter. “No thanks” replied the older businessman. “Are you sure?” the young man asked again. “Yes. You can chuck it.” There was a long pause but instead of depositing the receipt into the trash as requested the young man hesitated, looked at the receipt […]

Oct
10

fables of the deconstruction

I would start this by saying “there once was a girl” but the truth is although there once was, in the sense that she did previously exist, she also exists now so it would be more accurate to say that “there is this girl”. Although that doesn’t sound much like the beginning of any fable […]

Oct
9

free fallin

All you had to do was have one of your quarters stay on the little glass pedestal to win. Even though you saw the guy manning the booth walk by and blast the top of the pedestal with some sort of no-stick spray every now and then it appeared to be a winnable proposition. Put […]

Oct
8

she don’t fade

It starts with a weird question that only she would take seriously. Not even a question as much as an idea that led to several pressing questions. “It would be hard to design a theater for pufferfish.” Simple. Eloquent in its stupidity. It assumes so many things about pufferfish and evolution and their desire to […]

Oct
7

the many faces of fate

She was the most dangerous woman on the planet. A wonderful first line for a story but not really accurate. Like the title. It sounds like an awesome story but it really has nothing to do with the imminent narrative. I’m just sick of readers expecting great titles and great opening lines. And when I […]

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