“Maybe he was fat and maybe he was a pervert. He took pills and drank booze like tea. Maybe that’s just the kind of… https://t.co/mRTUe32oTz (1 day ago)

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Aug
7

to know everything is to forgive everything

When he first saw her walk in he couldn’t believe it. Not in the usual not believing things, but an actual momentary disconnect with reality. His head didn’t know whether to swim or spin, so it did both. It had been years. He had decided to start taking some evening courses at the community college […]

Aug
6

Elvis Wings

(originally appeared at Yareah Magazine 1/12/2014)   Walking by a downtown storefront window I see a plaster bust of The King. Somebody has made him into a table lamp … but they’ve made him silver wings. It makes me remember (again) an old friend of mine. The most talented guy I’d ever had the pleasure […]

Aug
5

McLeeLT

Lee has always been of two minds about being eaten alive. (How’s that for a fucking opening line of a story? I dare you not to continue.) While not actively seeking his own demise, he knows inevitably he will die and the idea of continuing the whole circle of life thing at the hands of […]

Aug
4

the jury was well hung

(originally posted 2/4/2020)   “So let me make sure I understand this” said the prosecutor, pacing in front of the box where the defendant was sitting. He paused and drew in a slow breath for effect. “You admit to renting the storage unit where the bodies were found?” “Yes” said the defendant flatly. “You also […]

Aug
3

Dr. Ganzfield’s Baby and Child Care

(originally posted 12/10/2012)   First off, I can’t really come out and call this some inquiry into the grey area between fate and morality because it could also be looked at as so many other things. Secondly, and most importantly, it’s my actual life so the best you could call it is an interesting work […]

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