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Nov
13

I hate all the scooters in the whole world

Spend a week at Disney World and you learn a few things. Some of them good, some of them bad and some of them that legally can’t be shared due to oppressive copyright laws that would have a flock of Walt’s finest legal minds descending on you like a pack of hyenas if you so […]

Nov
12

bargains

(first appeared in Psychopomp volume #7 7/29/14)   Few people knew that there was a lower level to the department store. As the anchor of the mall it sat at the end lording over all the shoe stores and candle stores and pretzel vendors and not only was it two stories but it had a […]

Nov
11

story 666

Recently I was wondering how many stories I’ve written for this website so I started counting. It’s a formidable number. “the weirdo connection” was number 663. “a strange confession (25 seconds… both times) was 664. “suicide school” made 665. Which means that the next story I write will make 666.   Let the one with […]

Nov
10

repairman

“Ok, let’s get started,” he thought to himself as he turned his car down the narrow lane and saw the house. What was left of it. And it wasn’t actually his car. He had recently borrowed it. Most people would consider what he was doing as simple escapism but it was all he could think […]

Nov
9

for the birds

I have a story to tell. Well. More of a confession. I am the Peace Vally Cardinal. It started out as a goof. Some years back, the details (as they often are) a little blurred by time and the distance I’ve come as a human being, I had the fortune of ‘acquiring’ a quite nice […]

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