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Aug
23

an emotional can of worms

Sometimes the mistakes you make are the only thing keeping you from making bigger mistakes. Let me illustrate in a way that the typical Lance Manion reader has come to expect. By that I mean, if you are a reader of Stieg Larsson for instance you expect every damn thing to be explained in great […]

Aug
22

Lungfish

I’ve always wanted to name a book Lungfish. Of course, nobody is going to buy a book called Lungfish, so I thought I’d better write a story called Lungfish in the hopes that this gets it out of my system. My books have enough problems without dragging around a title like that. You might ask […]

Aug
21

hair today, gone tomorrow

(first appeared at halfwaydownthestairs.net on 3/1/2013)   He remembers how they would argue about her long hair clogging the shower drain. Frustrated, he would pull it out and leave it between the soap and the shampoo like a little totem of her wrongdoing. It would sit there for weeks at a time, a silent reminder […]

Aug
20

Dance Hall Days

Michael turned right and the car headed down the long hill. Up ahead in the distance he saw a small group of boys walking along on the side of the road. In the middle of the pack was a bare-chested youth who was swinging his shirt around over his head and walking backwards. His eyes […]

Aug
19

guy on a plane

As I sat down he was already talking to his cup. He was visibly annoyed. I had the aisle seat, he had the window. “Listen ice, I appreciate you cooling down my beverage and all but quit bumping my teeth every time I try and take a drink.” He saw I was taking in his […]

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