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May
15

Clive Warren

(first appeared at The Dope Fiend Daily on 3/22/2021)   Neither of them came to the bar looking for companionship, which is what makes any conversation taking place at closing time that much more interesting. It was on the smaller side as bars go. The vinyl in the booths was beginning to show some wear […]

May
14

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (conclusion)

(originally posted May 2018)   Present Nap leapt into action and almost ran into the other two Naps leaping into action. James Cameron did not leap into action. He leapt under his desk. He, of course, might argue that in some sense that should be considered leaping into action as it incorporates both leaping and […]

May
13

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 5 of 6)

(originally posted May 2018)   As the helicopter made the short trip to D.C. its three passengers attempted to put their situation in some sort of context they could grasp. And failed. Present Day Nap took a positive approach. “So you’re saying that this Kris guy impregnated Madonna then died trying to protect her against […]

May
12

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 4 of 6)

(originally posted May 2018)   The initial impact was tremendous and, despite the airbags and seat belts, both Madonna and Future Nap sat dazed and struggling to stay conscious. When you see the word initial before the word impact it leads you to believe that there is another impact coming and in this case you […]

May
11

Nap Lapkin: Terminated (part 3 of 6)

(originally posted May 2018)   Madonna and Future Nap wasted no time in slipping out the back and headed for Madonna’s car. They were just closing the doors when they heard what could only be the sound of a motorcycles crashing dramatically through her front door. This was verified seconds later when they saw the […]

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