Nov
29
The machine sounded like bacon cooking on the stove. She had converted our bathroom into a laboratory of sorts. Every morning I would walk downstairs to pee and she would walk into her lab to work. I would then return to bed and listen and wonder what mysteries she was uncovering. I never fully understood […]
Nov
28
“Most pirates had one eye, one leg and a hook for a hand. I don’t know why people feared them. If they were around today they’d be registered disabled and would be entitled to so many benefits they wouldn’t have to mess about looking for treasure chests.” “People who are grumpy are usually like that […]
Nov
27
“Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It’s more useful.” “They keep saying that sea levels are rising an’ all this. It’s nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it’s because there’s too many fish in it. Get rid of some […]
Nov
26
(Last year I suggested the following; “I think the day after Thanksgiving families should reconvene around the table to talk about what they’re not thankful for. Rant a little. Don’t put to much thought into it. Just let it fly.” In that spirit I will once again let fly.) In reading an article that […]
Nov
25
(originally posted 11/27/2014) I’ve always admired the way Dave Barry can make me laugh out loud without using profanity or mentioning his penis. He also was able to write about topical subjects instead of just random things that happened to pass through his head. In that spirit I’m going to sit down and re-post […]
