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Mar
30

facing up to how much I hate Kim Kardashian

(originally posted 9/4/2014)   Yesterday I tweeted the following:   I was disappointed to hear that Kim Kardashian felt “victimized” by the press. I was hoping it meant that they had beaten her into a coma.   The strange thing was I actually meant it. Nothing would have made me happier than to continue reading […]

Mar
29

his wife likes to talk

(originally posted 1/12/2013)   His wife likes to talk. Actually, that’s not quite accurate. She likes to talk in the same way that a drowning man would like a breath of air. Neither the audience or topic are of particular importance as long as she is the one doing the talking. Her ears are there […]

Mar
28

Letter to Nabisco

To Whom It Might Concern At Nabisco;   Let me first start by commending whomever it was that first came up with the idea of Ritz Bits. I can’t tell you how many hours in the past I wasted applying peanut butter to your Ritz crackers. The combination is delicious but it got tedious having […]

Mar
27

Dead Economists Society

(originally posted 10/13/2012)   When I was first asked to be a substitute teacher at a prestigious boys’ school in Massachusetts, Economics 101 was to be my subject matter. I guess I was expecting a more open-minded approach to learning than what was demonstrated during my brief tenure there. Here’s what happened, I have left […]

Mar
26

the circled square

(originally published 1/28/2013)   Yes, it’s true. I wrote the whole thing just to end with something I had dreamt. Camp Gold Israel sits about an hour north of the Poconos in northeast Pennsylvania and offers campers a fun and vibrant Jewish residential camp experience. That’s what the brochure says. What it doesn’t say but […]

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