Oct
6
After overhearing someone complaining about how long someone else had been in the shower, punctuated with the observation “They’re going to run out of water soon”, it got me to thinking. How large would the shower have to be to drain the Atlantic Ocean over the course of a typical ten minute shower? I would […]
Oct
5
This will show you exactly how messed up their marriage was. Neither of them could remember who originally came up with the idea of how to celebrate their 30th anniversary. Maybe it was just a natural progression, as long as you are comfortable using the term natural to describe something so messed up. The writing […]
Oct
4
Thanks to The Indie View for giving me yet another opportunity to have people dislike me. Assess the damage yourself here. “I find profanity, racism, sexism, homophobia and the mentally challenged inherently funny.” A real quote from the interview.
Oct
4
(my contribution to the anthology Stories My Gay Uncle Told Me) My mother has three brothers. They are all gay. She describes their gayness in terms of the porridge in Goldilocks and the Three Bears. It’s impossible to tell that one of her brothers is gay. One of the brothers you can tell he’s […]
Oct
3
A couple things about me you probably didn’t know. First, I was adopted. Not a big deal, plenty of kids grow up that way. More significant though is that I am white and I was adopted by a single black woman. Statistically speaking this is highly unusual but when you’re a kid you don’t really […]
