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Jan
11

blood

(originally posted 10/2/2020)   It started with a small cut on his arm. He’d been in the yard cutting back some of the vines and shrubs in his garden and a thorn had, unbeknownst to him at the time, lodged in his arm. It wasn’t until his wife saw the little blood stain that he […]

Jan
10

a simulating email

Joe opened his email this morning and found this message;   To whatever we decided to name you; This might come as a bit of a shock, but you did not exist before your alarm rang at 6:30 a.m. this morning. The information you perceive as memories was all loaded into you in order to […]

Jan
9

fool’s gold

It had just snowed as I walked down the driveway to throw the recyclables into the bin, so it was quiet in a way that can only happen with a few inches of sound-dampening powder. The air was crisp and the sky above was enormous. The sound wasn’t scary, it just took me by surprise […]

Jan
8

unexpected heroes of the pandemic

(Originally posted 4/26/2020. Around the time we were told we had to quarantine for 2 weeks to be safe.)   “I hadn’t spoken with him in awhile” she told the assembled authorities. This perplexed them because since the self-quarantine had gone into effect in their township, the two of them had been stuck in the […]

Jan
7

the Zeitlin effect

(originally posted 1/12/2020)   In Eastern Pennsylvania there are endless radio advertisements for a flooring company that feature their owner as a trusted adviser on all things related to carpeting, hardwood, vinyl and laminates. He is known as Norman the Floorman. He’s a bit of a celebrity. The name of the character in the following […]

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