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“Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.”

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Apr
4

new ‘submission’ policy

So for the first few years I sent my stories into a lot of online publications and magazines. Some of them were desperate enough for content that they published my work, but the terrible truth was that nobody was reading it. There are five magazines that people read for their fiction and about 300,000 that […]

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May
18

Thanks to Parcham Online for posting one of my stories

I hope you’ll visit their site and read my story “safe” before poking around the site and seeing their other great content. Read it here.

May
18

Tales of the Supernatural with Nap Lapkin (Part 2 of 2)

(originally posted 11/19/2015)   Ron Snyder had read about the strings of mascot homicides with growing concern but he was in no position to call in sick. He knew that if he wasn’t inside that Mad Ant costume someone else would be happy to take his place. The NBA Development league games were never televised […]

May
17

Thanks to Lacuna Indie Punk Zine for posting one of my stories

I hope you’ll stop over to the Lacuna Indie Punk Zine to read my story “How Ethics Did and Did Not Evolve” and then check out the other great stuff! Read it here.

May
17

Tales of the Supernatural with Nap Lapkin (Part 1 of 2)

(originally posted 11/17/2015)   When the Triple-A baseball team, the Duluth Dragons, folded last year due to low attendance, their mascot, amongst many other poor souls, was sent packing. The problem for fired mascots is there aren’t a lot of other teams named “Dragons” and even those are rarely looking for a new mascot. Getting […]

May
16

thanks to Misery Tourism for publishing one of my stories

I hope you’ll take a minute to stop by and read my story “How Ethics Did and Did Not Evolve” on the Misery Tourism website. You can read it here.

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