“Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Dec
30
A few songs to ring in the new year… Freelance Whales – Starring This is me starring In a stranger’s nightmare Noah Kahan – Stick Season And I’ll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose Bon Iver – S P E […]
Mar
19
(originally posted 4/3/2022) (I recently had a story accepted for a short story anthology with a theme of Superheroes. I just so happened to have a story with that exact premise. The same publisher is now asking for submissions for an anthology with Beekeepers as the theme. Flush with my recent success with them, […]
Mar
17
(originally posted 8/25/2022) To understand what a tier 3 bodyguard is, first you have to understand what the not-too-distant future will look like. Robots will do almost everything. The only thing that humans will be responsible for, and this will be done by a very small percentage of people, is to make laws and […]
Mar
16
(originally posted 7/29/2022) It’s time. Time for me to stop pretending I don’t want to find a rich woman to take care of me. The worst part about the whole thing is trying to ignore that I’m exactly what a rich woman would want. Walking among the semi-washed masses, knowing in the back of […]
Mar
15
(originally posted 2/11/2019) “When you use Tinder, you get a whore. What did you expect? That’s who uses that app” she said matter-of-factly. Great opening line I know, but let me back up a bit. Walter walked into the adult book store and was immediately surprised. Not by the breathtakingly large variety of dildos […]
Mar
14
(originally posted 10/3/2022) He won it for her at a county fair. Turns out when she was young she always believed she would meet her future husband by a tilt-a-whirl. To this day the smell of cotton candy turns her on. It had been their first date and ever since she had slept with […]
