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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Jul
4

Declaration of Independence

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of […]

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Jul
7

Sports

(Originally posted 9/2/2013. Now that we haven’t had ‘sports’ for a few months I find that I not only don’t miss it, but I love that I don’t have to listen to athletes and their ignorant opinions.)   I just want to start by saying right off the bat that when I talk about sports […]

Jul
6

another victim of Black Lives Matter

Let me start by saying a couple things; Although I try and keep this site apolitical, there are certain times where fate forces my hand. The goal of this site has never been to make me look like a wonderful human being.   Whenever I see footage of a group of protesters clogging up a […]

Jul
5

fireworks

(originally posted 8/20/2014)   Every year the realtor that sold me my house goes around the neighborhood on July 4th and plants a little plastic American flag in front of each mailbox. It makes the street look all patriotic and although I’ve never given it much thought I guess it’s a nice thing for him […]

Jul
4

how Miss Granch stole the 4th of July (part 2 of 2)

(originally posted 7/4/2019)   This story seemed to really impress a number of juries that heard it The jury who heard her legal case against the hypnotist. The jury who heard her legal case against the website. The jury who heard her case against the power company. The jury who heard her case against the […]

Jul
3

how Miss Granch stole the 4th of July (part 1 of 2)

(originally posted 7/3/2019)   Once upon a time, in a country very similar to the one you now live in, there was a middle-aged woman name Granch. Marcy Granch to be more specific. Mary Granch was not a happy person. Because the author of this tale decided to make her a person instead of a […]

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