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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Apr
5

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Apr
21

Easter realization

(reprinted from 1937) It’s the little things that bum me out. While walking through a Wal-Mart there are plenty of big things that might get someone down but I’m pretty much immune to them. It’s the things that normal people wouldn’t even notice that stick with me and linger in my head like a bee […]

Apr
20

they get an itch for Mitch

I think the night before major holidays is the worst. It’s the time that the work that Mitch does is most important. So many girls. Alone. Looking for a loan amongst the teeming sea of the bankrupt. Dancing to the beat, looking to make deposits of their own. To keep the same sharks from their […]

Apr
19

retaken

“Don’t get me wrong, I loved Liam Neeson in Taken. I just feel the writers of the movie missed an opportunity to add a love interest. Bryan Mills, Neeson’s character in the movie, was single and spent the whole movie running around saving attractive females. Would it have killed him to ask someone out? Rescuing […]

Apr
16

travel diary

Travel diary entry April 14, 2019. Location: Los Alamos, California   If I hadn’t seen the sign out of the corner of my eye as I drove north up 101 towards San Francisco I might have blown right by it. I couldn’t believe such an important historical site didn’t have more glitz and glamour but […]

Apr
12

0 baby!

There is nothing that fills a traveler with more dread as he or she is about to depart on a long flight than seeing a mother holding a baby at the gate. Yesterday I was that traveler. Everyone around the boarding area shared my apprehensions. The tension was palatable. Yes. Palatable. Not palpable. Well yes, […]

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