RT @DavidJHarrisJr: AP stooge claims antifa and BLM were not violent last summer. https://t.co/9plHTJ9hRk (9 hours ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Jan
14

The new book is out! Now on Kindle as well!

Dizzying Depths, my 10th short story collection (and by far my 10thest), is the first not self-published. Very exciting. You can purchase it now here or on Amazon. If you are a book reviewer, just send me an email and I will get a copy to you ASAP. The Kindle version is finally out! Get […]

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Mar
7

Clive Warren

Neither of them came to the bar looking for companionship, which is what makes any conversation taking place at closing time that much more interesting. It was on the smaller side as bars go. The vinyl in the booths was beginning to show some wear and despite the No Smoking signs scattered around smoke hung […]

Mar
6

the way they were

Mamories Light the corners of my mind Misty watercolor memories Of the way they were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind Smiles we gave to one another For the way we were Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time re-written every line? If we had the chance […]

Mar
5

Trip to India

(originally posted 6/3/2014 – 6/7/2014 and explains why my career as a travel blogger never took off)   Day 1 Where do I begin? It has taken far longer to arrive at my destination than I had anticipated but what better way to combine my 2 passions: meteorology and travel than to go chase tornados […]

Mar
4

conCERNed citizens

(originally posted 8/1/2013)   How long ago it happened is a difficult question to answer. Not that it is hard to put the pieces together and assign a date to when it began, only that how long ago that was is a difficult question to answer. How long ago for whom? I remember the summer […]

Mar
3

Still Life with Aerobics

She had to admire how he, for purposes of this story we’ll call him her husband, got up early every morning to work out. That’s where the admiration ended. It ended the first time she saw him working out. Or not working out. It was difficult for the human eye to discern. He stood in […]

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