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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Feb
16

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Feb
21

the house I would have built her

The four most important things when it comes to love and that; location, location, location, location I would start by building four front doors. On in each direction. One facing the woods, one facing the ocean, one facing the mountains and one facing an great rolling plain. The door facing the East looks out onto […]

Feb
19

the daily eulogy

I don’t think we pay enough attention when we’re hanging pictures. Sometimes we just throw them up with no reverence at all. Things that might be sitting there for ten or twenty years looking down on us. I don’t think we pay enough attention to the people in those pictures.  People who one day might […]

Feb
17

holocene

I hit a deer. I wasn’t speeding and the roads were icy and it jumped out of the woods and I had no chance to even apply the brakes. I mean to say, I did but only for a fraction of a second. Just enough for it to think to itself “Those are the breaks.” […]

Feb
14

no shoulders to stand on

I’m reading a very interesting book, Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari, and it got me to thinking. I realize that usually causes most readers to shudder and brace themselves for an onslaught of stupid, a reaction I completely understand, but in this case, given the Valentine’s Day hoopla, it might actually be relevant. So what […]

Feb
13

the real world

He knew he had only one shot at it so he sat up all night waiting for the tiny fissure in space/time to appear. When it did he would be ready. The night was cold but he decided not to light a fire. If his calculations were correct even the slight amount of heat from […]

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