“Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Jan
10
California is on fire because of endless DEI, the endless bad decisions and the endless support of failed Progressive policies. A perfect metaphor for what’s been going on in government, corporations and universities for years. We literally have to watch LA burn to the ground as the mayor vacations in Ghana.
Jan
14
(originally posted 12/5/2017) After coitus with Madonna a quick bit of rest became priority number one for Nap. He sat back in the Captain’s chair he had installed, the entire command center for the ship was quickly retrofitted to look exactly like the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and quickly fell asleep. At some […]
Jan
13
(originally posted 12/3/2017) Even if the somber faces gathered around the large table in the Pentagon’s formerly-named War Room, meaning that it was called the War Room but someone with a morose sense of humor had recently taped a piece of paper over it renaming it Panic Room, believed Nap Lapkin and his theory […]
Jan
10
(originally posted 12/4/2014… and it’s only getting worse) Every night, I walk around my neighborhood. Single-family homes as far as the eye can see. Every lawn manicured, every house nicely painted. If a stray candy bar wrapper happens to hit the ground, it will quickly be scooped up and disposed of. There is one […]
Jan
9
(originally appeared on the Yareah Magazine website 4/13/2014) The dark-skinned girl behind the counter with eight vowels and only three consonants in her name looked up at me. I was next. If there was ever a time for finger-pointing it was now. It was show time. I had twelve to pick for my morning […]
Jan
8
(originally posted 3/31/2018) Beth was a romantic. She started looking at the county clerk’s office in her quest to get a stalking license. The same place you get marriage licenses. Yep, Beth was a dyed-in-the-wool romantic. She couldn’t find the necessary form online so she created her own, including all the information she thought […]
