I will look back on this as my "shit" period. https://t.co/3kzfw6aA0R (4 days ago)

“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Dec
31

Celebrate the New Year with the wit and wisdom of Manion

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Jan
16

for Peete’s sake

There was a quarterback named Rodney Peete who played for the Philadelphia Eagles when Bob was growing up. Although he was a serviceable quarterback he never caught on in the town because he had a nervous tick that caused him to smile whenever he felt stressed. Like when he threw an interception. That kind of […]

Jan
12

Director of the ODoPA

Sometime in the year 2024, which sounds so far away but will be here before we know it, the Congress, with little enthusiasm and less oversight, passed a resolution creating the Department of the Patently Absurd. It’s first official action was to investigate how it came to pass that the Congress would create such a […]

Jan
12

just like Ronnie sang…

Jane always believed that caveat emptor was something you learned at garage sales, an education of sorts, and not something that actually pertained to education. Somewhere between “you get what you pay for” and “beware of what you want for you shall surely get it” stood senior year of college. She was far enough into […]

Jan
8

the penis crisis revisited

If you are unfortunate enough to have read my page on an ongoing basis you’ll know I have mentioned my feelings about the ridiculous amount of nerve-endings in the male genitalia many times. An excessive amount. It was only after watching a film, of an erotic nature, that I noted that females seem like their […]

Jan
6

all things engineerical

When you wake up in a hotel at three in the morning and can’t get back to sleep it can be a long night on the best of days. This was not the best of days… considering it was night. Wow, I really fucked up that first sentence. Even for me. I always begin hoping […]

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