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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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May
23

never made it to Grakeland

And so it came to pass that the President of these here United States of America decided that enough was enough and either the C or the K had to go. For too long had the English language endured two letters having the same sound. “Unnecessary baggage” he would be known to say. 26 letters […]

May
21

happy birthday dear

He pulled some strings. Some pretty big strings. It was important that this year his birthday gift to her didn’t disappoint. He was so sick of seeing the crestfallen look that followed every unwrapping. No matter what thought or effort he put into it, he’d always manage to come up with something disappointing. Not this […]

May
16

the clams finally came

Details concerning the origin of the phrase are fuzzy but when Dave was a sophomore in high school he began writing “The clams are coming” on every surface he came in contact with. Every desk, every bathroom stall and every locker. And next to this he would draw a single clam. At first anyway. As […]

May
13

his road to ruin

It started when he was young. The first time was at a steakhouse. It was crowded, it must have been some minor holiday or other as it was packed, and noisy and as he was sitting in the booth with his family he closed his eyes. When he opened them he was alone. The restaurant […]

May
12

Mother’s Day

Everyone expects when you write a story about your mother, you’d publish it on Mother’s Day, but I prefer to wait a few days, just like she would often do when celebrating my birthdays. She should just be happy I’m writing one at all. That’s what she’d say when she’d march through the door with […]

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