“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”
P. G. Wodehouse
Sep
18
Sound the trumpets and release the hounds, Tales of Adventure With Nap Lapkin is finally available! This is the one that is certain to propel me into the ranks of obscurity. I promise you, you WILL laugh out loud. Get the paperback here. Only $10. Ten measly dollars. Ten god damned dollars. Get it for […]
Sep
19
With all the excitement of a new book coming out and the enormous press tour gearing up I don’t want the long-time fan to feel like I’m not going to be there to do the one thing I enjoy doing most of all; answering questions from my readers. If Lance Manion is known for just […]
Sep
18
My contribution is “the super gay story.” Available nowhere else. You do not want to miss this collection! Check it out here. 27 stories told by gay uncles … and featuring the talents of RubinA, Alex Reece Abbott, Sara Abend-Sims, Henry Bladon, Steve Bogdaniec, Steve Carr, Helen Chambers, Carl Chapman, Chuka Susan Chesney, Carolyn Cordon, […]
Sep
18
If it weren’t for all the blurred vision and buzzing ears and whatnot I’m sure John Sampilgremson would have appreciated the irony to a much greater extent. Being a bit up a tree in the metaphysical sense and at the same time being at least partially on a tree in the he’ll-be-needing-a-tow-very-shortly sense and all. […]
Sep
17
When you are widely considered the finest agent that America has ever produced you get calls. From people who would like those skills on their side. They rarely call themselves. They use ‘back channels’. They reach out through underlings or call in favors from friends. Anything to bend the ear of Nap Lapkin. (It’s gotten […]
Sep
12
In her case it wasn’t as much her restless heart that was a problem as her rambunctious vagina. Which was ok because even when the sky was blue she was always partly cloudy… although when she danced it was like watching everything worth having in life. Her mind worked in a very similar way as […]
