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“Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.”

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Dec
30

New Year’s Eve Playlist 2025

A few songs to ring in the new year…   Freelance Whales – Starring This is me starring In a stranger’s nightmare   Noah Kahan – Stick Season And I’ll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose   Bon Iver – S P E […]

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Apr
21

the m on an M&M

(originally posted 2/12/2013)   How do they print that little m on the M&M? How indeed. It is a tale fraught with emotional highs and lows, as is any tale worth inventing. Be warned, there is a some profanity in this tale. All told there is a fuck and two cunts but as they only […]

Apr
20

Easter realization

(originally posted 3/31/2013)   It’s the little things that bum me out. While walking through a Wal-Mart there are plenty of big things that might get someone down but I’m pretty much immune to them. It’s the things that normal people wouldn’t even notice that stick with me and linger in my head like a […]

Apr
19

feetloose

(originally posted 4/12/2022)   There are few songs that open with such a distinctive riff. It only takes a few seconds to recognize that you are about to be treated to Footloose as you drive along. It would be almost impossible to type out the signature introduction in any recognizable fashion but hopefully it’s already […]

Apr
18

quote from Tennessee Williams

“I don’t know what to tell you. A statement is easy, and here it is: Be yourself. Try to matter. Be a good friend. Love freely, even if you are likely, almost guaranteed, to be hurt, betrayed… Do what you were created to do. You’ll know what this is, because it is what you keep […]

Apr
17

the ugly truth

(originally posted 12/19/2020)   I recently overheard a very pretty girl say the following to her equally pretty friend; “I actually thanked my mother for my high cheekbones. I got them from her.” Take a moment to understand why you immediately dislike this person. I did… and here’s what I came up with. She would […]

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