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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Dec
3

Underrated Reads gives a nice review to Tales of Adventure With Nap Lapkin.

Take a few minutes and give a look to a very nice (and fair) review of the new book. You can read it here.

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Dec
13

was it the burrito?

(first posted 5/31/2013)   Sometimes I have to ask myself why I do anything. Not in a negative way mind you. In a ‘try to understand the inner-working of the mind’ kind of way. I would ask you why you’re reading this right now, all the decisions in your life that led your eyes to […]

Dec
12

waiting for the happy ending

It used to annoy the hell out of me when my toilet would run late at night. I would hear it and I couldn’t get back to sleep until I finally dragged myself from bed and shook the little handle until it stopped. Invariably this climbing in and out of bed would wake my girlfriend […]

Dec
11

vibrators make bad paintbrushes

(originally posted 08/07/12)   I have a few tips for the man who wishes to become a painter. Put down your brush and watch awhile. To really watch people is to find poignancy in the mundane. The body language of two mothers, both talking to one another and neither listening. The way an old man’s […]

Dec
10

a small appliance man

(first appeared at thehiggsweldon.com on 7/30/2013)   It was now or never for Tony. His grandson sat at his bedside amidst all the machinery keeping him alive. Tony wasn’t sure exactly how old he was now but it was old enough to hear what had to be said. His confession. There had been talk in […]

Dec
9

socks to be you

Putting on a sock this morning I guess I pulled too hard or something because it ripped the bottom piece clean off. It looked like I had on an anklet and the world’s smallest leg warmer. It wasn’t even that old. I guess I need to buy better socks or at least put them on […]

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