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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Sep
20

the Emperor’s new words

  raise   /rāz/   verb   lift or move to a higher position or level raze   /rāz/   verb   completely destroy   I’m calling bullshit on this second word. There is no way that it was intended to mean both. It’s so obvious that somebody in a  position of authority somehow flubbed saying ‘raise’ in the right context […]

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Sep
29

Manion website trivia

WARNING: This is only interesting to those of you that visit this website regularly… i.e. nobody whatsoever. I find it interesting so I’m going to share. I have been posting stories to this page since April 24, 2012. That’s a LOT of stories. On June 8, 2012 I posted a story called the myth of female […]

Sep
28

dream homes

There were two things that stopped Sam’s ex-girlfriend Diane from maintaining the title and perhaps even graduating to much-sought-after wife status. The first was her toes. They were always in motion. She could spread them out until there was an unhealthy amount of lights between them. They were like five pieces of kelp endlessly moving […]

Sep
27

the F words

He realized he was never going to develop a fear of open spaces in his townhouse in New Jersey, so he decided to pick up and move to North Dakota. He bought a small house situated in the middle of a plot of land so flat that driving on it felt like pushing a Matchbox […]

Sep
26

there’s the rub

(originally posted 9/30/2012)   The first thing that Frank noticed as he entered the room was the smell. Something was not quite right. It has the usual scented-oil smell of a massage room, but behind that lurked another smell that he couldn’t quite place. Whatever it was it made him think of urinal cakes and […]

Sep
25

the resignation of Mabel Maghee

(first appeared at www.headstuff.org   8/26/14)   To whom it may concern RE: The disappearance of Abigail Petty   To all concerned parties, this is my account of the events leading up to the disappearance of Abigail Petty, known henceforth as Abby. From this point forward, I will stop attempting to sound formal and just tell […]

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