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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Oct
10

A new book is on the horizon

Looking for a release sometime between Thanksgiving and Xmas. Tentatively entitled Dizzying Depths, it will be my 10th short story collection. The process of selecting which stories made it in and which were cruelly excluded is almost complete… and let me tell you, I couldn’t be more disappointed. Just kidding. Technically I could be more […]

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Oct
20

RIP Judith Archer

(originally posted 5/27/2013)   At first the Funeral Director thought it was a pale handkerchief the woman was clutching in her hands but as he leaned in to get a closer look it turned out to be a folded note, the paper yellowing with age. It was as crinkly and worn as the skin on […]

Oct
19

the efficiency monologues – Howard

Alex was an Efficiency Expert. Not a sterling first line but it’s short, concise and gives you the information you need to move forward. I was going to start with “Alex designed, developed and evaluated integrated systems for production processes to increase efficiencies across an organization” but then I thought “How would Alex say that?” […]

Oct
18

the efficiency monologues – Johnny

Alex was an Efficiency Expert. Not a sterling first line but it’s short, concise and gives you the information you need to move forward. I was going to start with “Alex designed, developed and evaluated integrated systems for production processes to increase efficiencies across an organization” but then I thought “How would Alex say that?” […]

Oct
17

the efficiency monologues – Ron

Alex was an Efficiency Expert. Not a sterling first line but it’s short, concise and gives you the information you need to move forward. I was going to start with “Alex designed, developed and evaluated integrated systems for production processes to increase efficiencies across an organization” but then I thought “How would Alex say that?” […]

Oct
16

the efficiency monologues – Chuck Wood

Alex was an Efficiency Expert. Not a sterling first line but it’s short, concise and gives you the information you need to move forward. I was going to start with “Alex designed, developed and evaluated integrated systems for production processes to increase efficiencies across an organization” but then I thought “How would Alex say that?” […]

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