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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Jul
12

Creepypasta was nice enough to publish my story “milk carton kid”

The coolest site for creepy short stories published my story “milk carton kid”, check it out here (and maybe give it a nice rating). Great site for late-night creepy reading.

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Jul
13

how to write funny (first appeared at lizzylessard.com on 9/4/2013)

(first appeared at lizzylessard.com on 9/4/2013) I’ve never really been impressed with authors that write long teary-eyed novels about people dying of terrible diseases or uplifting stories about the armless boy who made the wrestling team. While that may be exactly what the reading public is looking for, I don’t think it will be too long before […]

Jul
12

hum (first appeared in Reading Hour (India) May 2013)

(first appeared in Reading Hour (India) May 2013) A wise man once told me that a ladder is not an upside down hole … so you can see why I am leery of advice. He really was a wise man but I can’t help thinking that on that particular day he was a bit off […]

Jul
11

Issue #3 of Fleas On The Dog is out now!

Issue #3 of Fleas on the Dog is out now and they were nice enough to include my story “I dreamt a little dream of me” (scroll down under Fiction). Please check it out and read some of the other great stuff. WHY WE LIKE IT: The elusive nature and symbolic language of what goes […]

Jul
11

The Local Train was nice enough to publish one of my stories

When you submit a story about baseball to a publication in Bangladesh and they use a picture of a basketball hoop. Just makes it all worthwhile. lol  I feel like the readers will completely understand. Check it out here.  Then read a few of the other great stories.

Jul
10

Synchronized Chaos was nice enough to publish one of my stories; “Angstman.”

Give it a look here and then read some of their other great authors.

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