“See… that right there… is what it’s all about. Laboring in obscurity. Starving and struggling. The man who embraces his mediocre nothingness… shines greater… than any.”
Keanu Reeves
Nov
23
(originally posted 11/28/2013) Can’t white people have one friggin’ holiday where non-whites can just let us enjoy it without bringing up a bunch of shit from the past? Yes, we know that Columbus wasn’t the first person to ‘discover’ America. He was just the first person who counted. Now I’m supposed to feel bad about […]
Dec
2
(originally posted May 2018) As the helicopter made the short trip to D.C. its three passengers attempted to put their situation in some sort of context they could grasp. And failed. Present Day Nap took a positive approach. “So you’re saying that this Kris guy impregnated Madonna then died trying to protect her against […]
Dec
1
(originally posted May 2018) The initial impact was tremendous and, despite the airbags and seat belts, both Madonna and Future Nap sat dazed and struggling to stay conscious. When you see the word initial before the word impact it leads you to believe that there is another impact coming and in this case you […]
Nov
30
(originally posted May 2018) Madonna and Future Nap wasted no time in slipping out the back and headed for Madonna’s car. They were just closing the doors when they heard what could only be the sound of a motorcycles crashing dramatically through her front door. This was verified seconds later when they saw the […]
Nov
29
(originally posted May 2018) He was a few hundred feet from the top when Nap fell. He had been stuck for over an hour in the same spot, his knee wedged into a crack and seemingly nowhere for him to keep moving upward. Going back down wasn’t an option. He instead spent some time […]
Nov
28
(originally posted May 2018) There was a crackling of electricity, a quick flash of light and suddenly a large hulking figure was deposited in the alley. Naked as a two hundred and forty pound jaybird. The newspapers and other bit of debris that were scooped up and hurled around in the obviously-time-travel-related event were […]
