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rock notes

I was told something interesting the other day. Apparently the psychological community believes that you can tell a great deal about a man from how he pees in a toilet. To boil it down, if he makes sure to pee on the side of the bowl and not into the water, i.e. if he avoids […]

waiting for the great leaps forward

(originally posted 3/13/2024)   Money can buy a lot of things. A lot of money can buy almost anything. Case in point, Matthew B. Leavable’s recent appearance before Congress. An appearance centered around daylight savings time. DST is the practice of setting the clock forward by one hour when there is longer daylight during the […]

the shadow boy

(originally posted 2/13/2024)   The boy hears his friends talking about shadow men all the time. Of course, it’s always in the context of the paranormal. The creepy supernatural humanoids providing content for all the ghost hunting channels on YouTube. For him, shadow men are just normal. Hum drum dark figures, always on the periphery, […]

underaware

(originally posted 1/22/2024)   I do it to myself really. I sat down, innocent as can be, to write a whimsical tale about how underwear in the store might react when it sees a fat person reaching to buy it. That’s all. Funny premise. Whimsical. Everything you expect from a visit to the ol’ Manion […]

uncomplicated vibrations

(originally posted 6/27/2022)   Technically speaking, the noises your stomach makes, called borborygmi, are normal intestinal sounds that occur during the digestive process. The smooth muscles that line the gut contract and squeeze food and gas through 30 feet of small intestine and large intestine. This process, called peristalsis, generates the sounds. Personally, I believe […]