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“A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

P. G. Wodehouse

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Mar
8

the new book cover

Love the new book cover. Makes me wish the stories inside were better. Hopefully it will be out in a couple weeks.

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Mar
16

math

I enjoy statistics and I’m hoping to share that enthusiasm with you now. Given that the world’s population is fast approaching eight billion people it is very probable that somewhere out there is a person whose two favorite songs are Surrender by Cheap Trick and Never Surrender by Corey Hart. Here’s where the math gets […]

Mar
9

a grave situation

Finding the place proved to be just as tricky the second time. The small road leading to the old cemetery wasn’t on the GPS and he only found it by making all the same mistakes he’d made the first time. There was a chill in the air, over and above the typical chill that comes […]

Mar
1

a grave undertaking

It’s the type of thing that isn’t public knowledge. In fact, you could say that many people have taken this secret to the grave. And back. I would definitely take a bow for such a wonderful opening to a story but it’s really not of my doing. What you’re probably unaware of, unless you’re intimately […]

Feb
21

the house I would have built her

The four most important things when it comes to love and that; location, location, location, location I would start by building four front doors. On in each direction. One facing the woods, one facing the ocean, one facing the mountains and one facing an great rolling plain. The door facing the East looks out onto […]

Feb
19

the daily eulogy

I don’t think we pay enough attention when we’re hanging pictures. Sometimes we just throw them up with no reverence at all. Things that might be sitting there for ten or twenty years looking down on us. I don’t think we pay enough attention to the people in those pictures.  People who one day might […]

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